EliteRamenNinja
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What if Tobirama was a real-live action hero...
MOVIE: Shut Up Or Be Silent
DIRECTOR: Michael Bay
CAST: Tobirama, Bruce Willis, Arnold Scharzenegger, Samuel L. Jackson, Olga Kurylenko and with Tokyo Hotel as the bad guys...
PLOT: Some retired soldiers are sick of the terror a Mexican drugs cartel called 'The Uchiha' is giving to the local people of the village where they are living too. The cops are corrupted, so they decide to take action on there home.
TRAILER SCENE:
Bruce Willis: "So here it is... the hide-out from the Uchiha. Be careful and talk quietly, so that they don't see us infriltrate..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with these mothe*fucing Mexicans in this mothef*cking town!
Bruce Willis: "Relax, just relax, our time for revenche will come soon..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "Yes, because I've had it with these mothef*cking Mex..."
Tobirama: (loudly whispering) "Silence!"
Bruce Willis: "Yeah dude, you aready said that!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'll be back!!"
Bruce Willis: "Where you going?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Nowhere, it was just my time to say something cool!"
Bruce Willis: "..."
Tobirama: "..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening any..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "
"
Bruce Willies: "Let's focus... I have really no idea why these Uchiha are so hatefull, so cruel and so warlike..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Bruce Willis: "Wh..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "what is wro..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Get to the chopp..."
Tobirama: "I said Silence!"
...
Tobirama: "The reason why these Uchiha are like this, is because there love is too big!"
Bruce Willis: " :|"
Samuel L. Jackson: " :|"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: " :|"
Tobirama: "They are too soft!"
*Explosions follow*
*Olga Kurylenko's tits*
RELEASE DATE MOVIE: March 2013
MOVIE: Shut Up Or Be Silent
DIRECTOR: Michael Bay
CAST: Tobirama, Bruce Willis, Arnold Scharzenegger, Samuel L. Jackson, Olga Kurylenko and with Tokyo Hotel as the bad guys...
PLOT: Some retired soldiers are sick of the terror a Mexican drugs cartel called 'The Uchiha' is giving to the local people of the village where they are living too. The cops are corrupted, so they decide to take action on there home.
TRAILER SCENE:
Bruce Willis: "So here it is... the hide-out from the Uchiha. Be careful and talk quietly, so that they don't see us infriltrate..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with these mothe*fucing Mexicans in this mothef*cking town!
Bruce Willis: "Relax, just relax, our time for revenche will come soon..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "Yes, because I've had it with these mothef*cking Mex..."
Tobirama: (loudly whispering) "Silence!"
Bruce Willis: "Yeah dude, you aready said that!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'll be back!!"
Bruce Willis: "Where you going?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Nowhere, it was just my time to say something cool!"
Bruce Willis: "..."
Tobirama: "..."
Samuel L. Jackson: "..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening any..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "
"Bruce Willies: "Let's focus... I have really no idea why these Uchiha are so hatefull, so cruel and so warlike..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Bruce Willis: "Wh..."
Tobirama: "Silence!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "what is wro..."
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Get to the chopp..."
Tobirama: "I said Silence!"
...
Tobirama: "The reason why these Uchiha are like this, is because there love is too big!"
Bruce Willis: " :|"
Samuel L. Jackson: " :|"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: " :|"
Tobirama: "They are too soft!"
*Explosions follow*
*Olga Kurylenko's tits*
RELEASE DATE MOVIE: March 2013
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