EliteRamenNinja
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After my convo topic 'Dat Tobirama' was such succes and because many people asked me to make another one... I was thinking... 'What if in this manga/anime, pairings were (already) canon. How would there conversations be? Well, I think it would go like this... (Hope you gonna like this thread too)
Naruto x Hinata
Naruto x Sakura
Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto x Hinata
Naruto: "Hinata, you are so hot, f*ck yeah!"
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Seriously, I am so happy that you are my girl!"
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "We should go to bed early tonight, you know what I'm talking about..."
Hinata: ""N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Don't be that shy always, come!"
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Here, take some Speed (*hardcore drugs), that will help you a little...!"
Hinata: ""N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
*Hinata takes the drugs, 2 minutes later she suddenly bitch-slaps Naruto*
Naruto: "Hey, what is that for?"
Hinata: "I gonna rape you, Naruto-kun!!!!" (heavy voice)
Naruto: "Hi...Hin...Hinata?!"
*And that was the last time Naruto gave Hinata drugs*
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Seriously, I am so happy that you are my girl!"
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "We should go to bed early tonight, you know what I'm talking about..."
Hinata: ""N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Don't be that shy always, come!"
Hinata: "N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
Naruto: "Here, take some Speed (*hardcore drugs), that will help you a little...!"
Hinata: ""N...Nar...Naruto-kun..."
*Hinata takes the drugs, 2 minutes later she suddenly bitch-slaps Naruto*
Naruto: "Hey, what is that for?"
Hinata: "I gonna rape you, Naruto-kun!!!!" (heavy voice)
Naruto: "Hi...Hin...Hinata?!"
*And that was the last time Naruto gave Hinata drugs*
Naruto x Sakura
*Naruto coming home after a mission*
Naruto: "Sakuraaaa, I'm baaaack, where are you my pink hottie?!"
*Sakura comes out of nowhere and punches Naruto*
Naruto: "Wh... Why, Sakura?!"
Sakura: "You were gone too long!"
Naruto: "But I already told you, I was on a mission..."
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "I don't care, you should be with me, always!!"
Naruto: "ahgh... But it was an order from Tsunade!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "So you love Tsunade more, is that it?!"
Naruto: ""Please Sakura, s... stop... hitting me!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "Answer me! Do you love Tsunade more then me?!?!"
Naruto: "Ah ha, argh, Of... OF COURSE NOT, I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Sakura: "Ow, Naruto! You are so sweet to me. You deserve an award, so come to bed..."
Naruto: "I... can't! You... just broke all my bones!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "I hate you!!" (runs away, crying)
Naruto: "Sh... it... arghh... Wha...t... the f*ck...!?"
Naruto: "Sakuraaaa, I'm baaaack, where are you my pink hottie?!"
*Sakura comes out of nowhere and punches Naruto*
Naruto: "Wh... Why, Sakura?!"
Sakura: "You were gone too long!"
Naruto: "But I already told you, I was on a mission..."
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "I don't care, you should be with me, always!!"
Naruto: "ahgh... But it was an order from Tsunade!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "So you love Tsunade more, is that it?!"
Naruto: ""Please Sakura, s... stop... hitting me!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "Answer me! Do you love Tsunade more then me?!?!"
Naruto: "Ah ha, argh, Of... OF COURSE NOT, I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
Sakura: "Ow, Naruto! You are so sweet to me. You deserve an award, so come to bed..."
Naruto: "I... can't! You... just broke all my bones!"
*Sakura punches Naruto again*
Sakura: "I hate you!!" (runs away, crying)
Naruto: "Sh... it... arghh... Wha...t... the f*ck...!?"
Sasuke x Sakura
Sakura: "Oh Sasuke you so cool!!!!!"
Sasuke: "Eum, thanks, Sakura!"
Sakura: "You so coooooooooool!"
Sasuke: "Ok, thanks, but you already said that 2 seconds ago..."
Sakura: "SASUKE, you are amazingly coooooooooooooooooool!"
Sasuke: "..."
Sakura: "You so coooool, Sasuke-kun, so cool!!!!"
Sasuke: "Please stop saying that Sakura... You are freaking me out!"
Sakura: "SOOO cool!"
Sasuke: "... Ok, that's it, I leave you, I'm done with this. I move out of Konoha!"
Sakura: "Sas...Sasuke-kun, NO! I... I love you!"
Sasuke: "I loved you too, but you annoyed the f*ck out of me!"
*Sasuke leaves Konoha, AGAIN*
Sakura: (crying) "I must go to Naruto, he needs to take Sasuke back to Konoha for me!"
*Sakura goes to Naruto and explains what happened*
Naruto: "I am sorry Sakura, but I will not bring Sasuke back just for you... Go find him yourself!"
Sakura: "But... Naruto, I beg you!"
*Hinata interrupts the conversation*
Hinata: "S...Sakura...!"
Sakura: "What is it, Hinata?"
Hinata: "F*CK OFF! NARUTO IS MINE NOW!!!!!! GO DEAL WITH SASUKE YOURSELF!!!"
Sasuke: "Eum, thanks, Sakura!"
Sakura: "You so coooooooooool!"
Sasuke: "Ok, thanks, but you already said that 2 seconds ago..."
Sakura: "SASUKE, you are amazingly coooooooooooooooooool!"
Sasuke: "..."
Sakura: "You so coooool, Sasuke-kun, so cool!!!!"
Sasuke: "Please stop saying that Sakura... You are freaking me out!"
Sakura: "SOOO cool!"
Sasuke: "... Ok, that's it, I leave you, I'm done with this. I move out of Konoha!"
Sakura: "Sas...Sasuke-kun, NO! I... I love you!"
Sasuke: "I loved you too, but you annoyed the f*ck out of me!"
*Sasuke leaves Konoha, AGAIN*
Sakura: (crying) "I must go to Naruto, he needs to take Sasuke back to Konoha for me!"
*Sakura goes to Naruto and explains what happened*
Naruto: "I am sorry Sakura, but I will not bring Sasuke back just for you... Go find him yourself!"
Sakura: "But... Naruto, I beg you!"
*Hinata interrupts the conversation*
Hinata: "S...Sakura...!"
Sakura: "What is it, Hinata?"
Hinata: "F*CK OFF! NARUTO IS MINE NOW!!!!!! GO DEAL WITH SASUKE YOURSELF!!!"
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