[What if] The Juubi could talk and was not that bad...

EliteRamenNinja

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Madara and Obito would be so f*cked!

*Juubi being revived*
Madara: "Haha, it is all over now for you and your little alliance, Naruto!! The Juubi is here!!!!"
Naruto: "Tha... That thing is huge! What have you done?!"
Madara: "Hahahahaha... Oh well, shall we begin Obito?!"
Obito: "Yes, time to start my Eye of the Moon Plan!"
Naruto: "..."
Obito: "Well then, goodbye cruel world!! Now that we control the Juubi, the end is near!"
Some fodder: "Ha, emo!"
Obito: "That's enough! Time to attack these pathetic shinobi, Madara!!"
Madara: "Yes, attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkk!!!!"
*Nothing happens*
Obito: "Huh, nothing is happening..."
Madara: "That is strange, what is going on?!"
Naruto: "..."
*When suddenly*
Juubi: "What is going on here?!"
Obito: "You... you can talk?"
Juubi: "Of course I can. Why not?!"
Obito: "Well, bec... because you are a monster..."
Juubi: "Hey hey, please remain polite, will ya! I also don't call you a wacko with strange eyes, he!"
Obito: "..."
Madara: "Listen, Juubi, we revived you... You need to listen to us! Destroy that little army there in front of you!!"
Juubi: "But... Why should I? They didn't do anything wrong to me?!"
Obito: "Just do it, NOW!!!!"
Juubi: "I don't like you two! You are not nice people!"
*Juubi punches Madara and Obito dead*
Naruto and the alliance: "..."
Juubi: "Hey all, I hope you are more friendly!"
Naruto: "We are the good side! We don't want to hurt you if you are kind!"
Juubi: "Oh, so we are friends then?!"
Naruto: "Sure thing buddy, no problem. We are all friends now!"
Juubi: "And also... also that pink girl over there, she's cute!" (points at Sakura)
Naruto: "Heh... Hehe, yes she too!"
Juubi: "Maybe she even wants to go on a date with me..."
Sakura: "Sh*t is going on!?!?"
*Everyone starts laughing*

The end
 
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Lol sakura rejects juubi and juubi is like you damm bitch **** you and kills them
 

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Filo

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would make naruto about a year shorter haha
 

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LOL it's gonna be epic like shyt if the juubi trash obito and madara
 

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Yup, yup, yup. Seems accurate to me.
 

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LOL but madara has controll over the jubi even if he can talk he wont be able to say anything while under madara's control
 

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Sounds like an episode of Sesame Street: Naruto version. Lmao
 
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Hehehe! That was the most interesting thing I've read all morning.
 

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ROFLMAO....
DOUBLE EPIC ENDING................Gudone bro.....
 
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