What if Samuel L. Jackson was a shinobi in 'Naruto' too?

[EliteRamenNinja]

What if this mothefocking badass was a shinobi in the manga too? Just use your imagination, mofo's!

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*Juubi is on rampage, killing hundreds of fodders*
Naruto: "We got to do something about that... Kakashi-sensei, any idea?"
Kakashi: "No... What about you Samuel?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with this mothefocking Juubi on this mothefocking battlefield!"
Kakashi: "..."
Naruto: "..."
Gai: "Okay, Samuel... But do you have any idea's to stop the Juubi?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with these mothefocking questions on this mothefocking battlefield!"
Gai: "..."
*More fodders die*
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with these mothefocking fodders dying in front of my mothefocking eyes!"
Naruto: "Then do something about it, help us winning this war!!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with that mothefocking motivational talk from that mothefocking hero!"
Naruto: "..."
*Hinata bitchslaps Samuel L. Jackson*
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with these mothefocking bitchslaps on mothefocking faces!"
Hinata: "Help us, Samuel!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Show me some boobs, bitch!"
Hinata: "... B... But... Th... That is... not nice... t... to say!"
Naruto: "Act normal, Samuel! okay!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "F*ck this shitttttt!"
Obito: "Rin, oh Rin, why did you die?!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "I've had it with this mothefocking cry-baby and his talk about mothefocking Rin!"
Obito: "........" (starts to cry)
*And so on and on*

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[key 2 victory is avarice]

It will be just like in star wars. Whooping the juubi's ass than gets back stabbed by someone to die. Rest in Peace Master Windu.

 

[Everztar]

haha... The manga would be rated 18+ in Japanese because of all the cursing xD

 

[Lightbringer]

He'd be a raikage

 

[Kung Fro]

I would pay for that, although i am yet to see a black shinobi. correct me if im wrong

 

[dark dreams]

Well dude seriously no idea about that

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

I would pay for that, although i am yet to see a black shinobi. correct me if im wrong

Killer Bee, A, ... land of lightning is all black people, bro.

 

[Sierra G719]

I would pay for that, although i am yet to see a black shinobi. correct me if im wrong

Darui, Omoi and 60% of the Cloud Village... Erm what remains of it, say "hi"

 

[Smd]

cloud village

is the coolest.

 

[TrollingSage]

Oro would be raped?

 

[EliteRamenNinja]

Oro would be raped?

I see what you did there.

 

[Fecal Matter]

He used to be the 1st Raikage.

 

[Cromatic]

What would Samuel L.Jackson say to Orochimaru ...

*Orochimaru shows his snakes to Samuel*

Samuel L. Jackson : "Damn nigga, are you the muderfluffin one who left all those snakes in the damn plane?"
Orochimaru : "....."

 

[Kira was Righteous]

firstly he would be from the cloud because apparently there are no black people anywhere else strangely

secondly he would probably have some haxxed ability linked to his skin colour

third he could probably own sasuke because every black person sasuke has fought against hes lost hard

 

[AmaterasuUser]

Hahaha that story was great!

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

It will be just like in star wars. Whooping the juubi's ass than gets back stabbed by someone to die. Rest in Peace Master Windu.

:scorps:

Indeed.

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LMFAO!!!!!! xd Awesome

 

[Noni]

this has been the funniest thing today so far

 

[Stark]

He'd be a Cloud ninja lmao.

 

[RasenUchihaChaos]

he figure out the hirashin then when minatro warps behind him he just without looking back fist him in


DA FACE!

 

[SubZeroMS]

Samuel L Jackson was actually the Shodaime Raikage

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He was exiled because he was to awesome and he's secretly behind the Eye of the Moon plan. Madara, Obito, Akatsuki are all puppets and Samuel L Jackson a.k.a. the Shodaime Raikage is the second SO6P who wields the Juubi and the Eien no Mangekyou Rinnegan.