I will personally go to Japan,haunt down Kishi and make him regret for the rest of his life for having the audacity to write such a dump chapter.
Then I will force him to release an new chapter and claim the one with this unfortunate pairing was a troll chapter.
After this,I will make him sign a contract were I'll make sure that he will never soil Kakashi's character with stupid pairings.
Only then he'll get rid of me.Violence will be enforced whenever I think it's necessary.
But I honestly believe this wont happen.Kishi is not a retard.