What if ninjutsu was real and our Moms used it to cook? ;D

5nationer

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What if ninjutsu was real and you had it? How would you have spammed it

Topic says everything :cool:
Thoughts?
I would like to request that
I don't need a fight here


Please share your opinion
 
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I cook my own food.
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Ot: it would be a power ninjutsu that requires yin and yang release, to make food materialize.
 

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i wont forgive her for hiding something so cool from me.
 

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I don't get what you're saying xd Do you mean ninjutsu is a cooking guide? XD
 

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That would be the most laziest thing to do but I will not argue with that if it comes out delicious
 

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Need to blend some fruit to make a smoothie? Rasengan.
Need to Heat up a Turkey? Fire Ball Jutsu.
Want someone to do the cooking FOR you? Harem Jutsu.
 

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I know my mum uses Fear based Genjutsu to get my brother to clean his room... Beyond that... Uh dun noh...
 

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Lol..dont know how it would taste LOl
 

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Need to blend some fruit to make a smoothie? Rasengan.
Need to Heat up a Turkey? Fire Ball Jutsu.
Want someone to do the cooking FOR you? Harem Jutsu.

LoL. I make my own food, I won't force my mom to cook me. And I've cooked myself since I was 5.
 

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LoL. I make my own food, I won't force my mom to cook me. And I've cooked myself since I was 5.

I can't trust my family to cook, or my college roommates, they all kinda suck, I've been cooking since I was 13.
 

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I would learn to Balance my spiritual energy and physical energy and thus be able to perform ninjutsu and importantly yin-yang release, with that being done, I will go on an adventure helping out folks, beating bad guys and bullies trapping them in genjutsu till they give up their cruel ways and who knows?? marry a princess and start a royal foundation
 

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Will I get ninjutsu after I'm older? :bouncy:
 

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I can't trust my family to cook, or my college roommates, they all kinda suck, I've been cooking since I was 13.

Me neither. My sister once tried to poison me with mushroom that immobilizes, and my brother cooked rice with cleaning products. That's why I don't trust them anymore. But rarely my Mom does the food. Only if I'm REALLY exhausted (like when I tried to run marathon).
 
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