EliteRamenNinja
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Shit would be epic.
*Jiraiya comes to take Naruto for a training session*
Kushina: "Be carefull, Naruto!"
Naruto: "Moooom, don't act like I'm a baby!"
Kushina: "I just said 'be carefull', what is wrong with that?"
Naruto: "I am a man now, you don't need to keep saying that."
Jiraiya: "Ohh, so the kid things he is a man now ey... moehahahahaha!"
Naruto: "You shut up, pervy sage!!!!"
Kushina: "hihihi 'pervy sage'!"
Jiraiya: "Narutooo, I already told you not to call me that when there are more people around!"
Naruto: "Yeah yeah, but can we train now!"
Jiraiya: "Yes, let's go!"
*Both leave and are ready to train*
Naruto: "What is the training about today, sensei?"
Jiraiya: "I will learn you how to infiltrate into enemy territory!"
Naruto: "Cool!!!! How will you learn me that!"
Jiraiya: "Well, we will infiltrate in the bathhouse..."
Naruto: "Whattt, that is no training! You just want to peek on naked ladies again, pervy sage!"
Jiraiya: "Wh... What?! That is not true! This will be a hard training!"
Naruto: "..."
Jiraiya: "Besides, I heard Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten will be at the bathhouse too..."
*Naruto starts nosebleeding*
Jiraiya: "So shall we go!"
Naruto: "Ai! Yes!!!"
*Both are at the bathhouse, ready to peek... when suddenly...*
Minato: "What are you 2 doing this time?"
Jiraiya: "Minato!"
Naruto: "Dad... eum..."
Minato: "Oh I see. Jiraiya, you are learning Naruto how to infiltrate!"
Naruto: "Jiraiya learned it too you too, dad?"
Minato: "Yes he did, it was one of my favorite training exercises."
*When suddenly...*
Kushina: "Well well well, is that so?"
Minato: "K...Ku... Kushina!"
Naruto: "Mother..."
Jiraiya: "Hehe, this will be interesting!"
Minato: "I... I was just telling Naruto it is wrong to peek on naked girls, he needs to show more respect!"
Kushina: "No, you were not."
*Kushina punches Minato*
Jiraiya: "Haha, your mother is a tough woman, ey Naruto!"
Naruto: "Hahaha yes, she is stronger then my father when she is angry!"
*When suddenly...*
Hinata: "N...Naruto-kun?"
Sakura: "Narutoooo!"
Naruto: "Wh... What?!"
Hinata: "Wer... Were you pee...peeking on us... Nar... Naruto-kun?"
Naruto: "No, nooo! I was not, believe it!"
Sakura: "You are lying!"
Jiraiya: "You are in problems too, Naruto! Hahaha!"
*Sakura punches Naruto, Hinata gives Naruto a bitchslap*
Sakura: "That will learn ya!"
Hinata: "S... Sorry Naru...to-kun... I... still love you!"
Jiraiya: "Hahahahaha, Naruto!!"
*When suddenly...*
Tsunade: "Jiraiya!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jiraiya: "No, Tsunade, no, don't..."
Naruto: "Hahah, your turn now Pervy Sage!"
*Tsunade beats Jiraiya*
Tsunade: "Stop peeking on naked woman!"
Naruto: "Hahahaha, now we are even, sensei!"
Jiraiya: "Shut up, yoo..."
Kushina: "Well, I think they all learned there lesson. What about going together too Teuchi's restaurent to eat some ramen!"
Everyone: "Yeah!!!"
*Dat Happy Ending*
Kushina: "Be carefull, Naruto!"
Naruto: "Moooom, don't act like I'm a baby!"
Kushina: "I just said 'be carefull', what is wrong with that?"
Naruto: "I am a man now, you don't need to keep saying that."
Jiraiya: "Ohh, so the kid things he is a man now ey... moehahahahaha!"
Naruto: "You shut up, pervy sage!!!!"
Kushina: "hihihi 'pervy sage'!"
Jiraiya: "Narutooo, I already told you not to call me that when there are more people around!"
Naruto: "Yeah yeah, but can we train now!"
Jiraiya: "Yes, let's go!"
*Both leave and are ready to train*
Naruto: "What is the training about today, sensei?"
Jiraiya: "I will learn you how to infiltrate into enemy territory!"
Naruto: "Cool!!!! How will you learn me that!"
Jiraiya: "Well, we will infiltrate in the bathhouse..."
Naruto: "Whattt, that is no training! You just want to peek on naked ladies again, pervy sage!"
Jiraiya: "Wh... What?! That is not true! This will be a hard training!"
Naruto: "..."
Jiraiya: "Besides, I heard Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Tenten will be at the bathhouse too..."
*Naruto starts nosebleeding*
Jiraiya: "So shall we go!"
Naruto: "Ai! Yes!!!"
*Both are at the bathhouse, ready to peek... when suddenly...*
Minato: "What are you 2 doing this time?"
Jiraiya: "Minato!"
Naruto: "Dad... eum..."
Minato: "Oh I see. Jiraiya, you are learning Naruto how to infiltrate!"
Naruto: "Jiraiya learned it too you too, dad?"
Minato: "Yes he did, it was one of my favorite training exercises."
*When suddenly...*
Kushina: "Well well well, is that so?"
Minato: "K...Ku... Kushina!"
Naruto: "Mother..."
Jiraiya: "Hehe, this will be interesting!"
Minato: "I... I was just telling Naruto it is wrong to peek on naked girls, he needs to show more respect!"
Kushina: "No, you were not."
*Kushina punches Minato*
Jiraiya: "Haha, your mother is a tough woman, ey Naruto!"
Naruto: "Hahaha yes, she is stronger then my father when she is angry!"
*When suddenly...*
Hinata: "N...Naruto-kun?"
Sakura: "Narutoooo!"
Naruto: "Wh... What?!"
Hinata: "Wer... Were you pee...peeking on us... Nar... Naruto-kun?"
Naruto: "No, nooo! I was not, believe it!"
Sakura: "You are lying!"
Jiraiya: "You are in problems too, Naruto! Hahaha!"
*Sakura punches Naruto, Hinata gives Naruto a bitchslap*
Sakura: "That will learn ya!"
Hinata: "S... Sorry Naru...to-kun... I... still love you!"
Jiraiya: "Hahahahaha, Naruto!!"
*When suddenly...*
Tsunade: "Jiraiya!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jiraiya: "No, Tsunade, no, don't..."
Naruto: "Hahah, your turn now Pervy Sage!"
*Tsunade beats Jiraiya*
Tsunade: "Stop peeking on naked woman!"
Naruto: "Hahahaha, now we are even, sensei!"
Jiraiya: "Shut up, yoo..."
Kushina: "Well, I think they all learned there lesson. What about going together too Teuchi's restaurent to eat some ramen!"
Everyone: "Yeah!!!"
*Dat Happy Ending*
