Naruto shouts he wants to be a dancer, they argue. He's annoyed but is still becoming a ninja. He learns shadow clone jutsu, learns his truth and runs away (like Kishimoto if you want to go with that). However, he uses mass shadow clone jutsu to deceive the ninja, some eventually chase him and he crashes dying over a cliff or something, washed away into another country. They assume he's dead and fox power heals him, while he disappears. Then begins his journey as the dancing queen.
The other thing is he tries to run away from the village numerous times, but is caught. Get's advised by somebody trying to kidnap him, he steals the scroll learns the jutsu so he can run away more effectively. Then he uses it, is captured, taken away maybe fakes his death, academy student, no chakra control falling off a sharp cliff = gg. They think he's dead not knowing it was a bunshin and head back before opposing ninja arrive. Naruto goes on his journey to become the dancing queen.
He could play dual roles with transformation jutsu, lol. Maybe works some adult bars, for some extra cash using sexy jutsu pole dancing, lol
