[What if] a kunai was still a very dangerous weapon?

EliteRamenNinja

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Another [What if] from me... I will try to make one each day.

*Bijuu bombs, explosians, rasengans, sharingans, tailed-beasts, ... everywhere*
Fodder 1: "We need to help Naruto and the others against Obito and Madara!"
Fodder 2: "Yes, but how? What can we do? And what about the Juubi?!"
Fodder 3: "The Juubi is at this moment not our problem... Other squads are fighting it!"
Fodder 2: "Those poor bastards!"
Fodder 3: "C'monn, we need to distract those 2 Uchiha's!"
Fodder 1: "Yes, let us go!"
*Naruto uses clones with massive wind rasengans, Kakashi uses kamui as a defence against Obito's attacks, Madara uses meteorites*
Fodder 3: "Watch out for those meteorites!"
Fodder 1: "No problem, bro. Move on, quickly..."
Fodder 2: "Watch out, The Nine-Tails is coming our direction!"
Fodder 1: "Do not get in his way, let's go around it!"
Fodder 3: "Naruto is currently fighting with Madara, so let us try to distract Obito now!"
Fodder 2: "Yes! For all shinobi! For the world! Attack!!!"
*And our 3 brave fodders attack Obito...*
Obito: "What will you 3 silly shinobi do? You are not on the same level as me!"
Fodder 3: "We don't care. We are here to stop you!"
Fodder 2: "Don't underestimate us!"
Obito: "Pff... Tell me... what will you do against my sharingan?"
Fodder 1: "Not impressed!"
Obito: "Well, aren't you a brave one. And what will you do against my Mangekyō?"
Fodder 1: "We will not surrender, never! We are not afraid!"
Obito: "Not even from my Rinnegan or wood release?"
Fodder 2: "No, we are also not afraid from that! Now stop talking and let us fight!"
Obito: "Ha... Well then, let me show you this..."
*Obito takes a kunai and shows it to the fodders*
Fodder 1: "HE HAS A KUNAI, RUN RUN RUN!!!!"
Fodder 3: "Deeeeemn, f*ck this sh*t, get out of here!!!"
Fodder 2: "Mommyyyyyyyyy!!!!"
 
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Arugon

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Lol ahh I remember those days.
 

Naruto D Luffy

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Another [What if] from me... I will try to make one each day.

*Bijuu bombs, explosians, rasengans, sharingans, tailed-beasts, ... everywhere*
Fodder 1: "We need to help Naruto and the others against Obito and Madara!"
Fodder 2: "Yes, but how? What can we do? And what about the Juubi?!"
Fodder 3: "The Juubi is at this moment not our problem... Other squads are fighting it!"
Fodder 2: "Those poor bastards!"
Fodder 3: "C'monn, we need to distract those 2 Uchiha's!"
Fodder 1: "Yes, let us go!"
*Naruto uses clones with massive wind rasengans, Kakashi uses kamui as a defence against Obito's attacks, Madara uses meteorites*
Fodder 3: "Watch out for those meteorites!"
Fodder 1: "No problem, bro. Move on, quickly..."
Fodder 2: "Watch out, The Nine-Tails is coming our direction!"
Fodder 1: "Do not get in his way, let's go around it!"
Fodder 3: "Naruto is currently fighting with Madara, so let us try to distract Obito now!"
Fodder 2: "Yes! For all shinobi! For the world! Attack!!!"
*And our 3 brave fodders attack Obito...*
Obito: "What will you 3 silly shinobi do? You are not on the same level as me!"
Fodder 3: "We don't care. We are here to stop you!"
Fodder 2: "Don't underestimate us!"
Obito: "Pff... Tell me... what will you do against my sharingan?"
Fodder 1: "Not impressed!"
Obito: "Well, aren't you a brave one. And what will you do against my Mangekyō?"
Fodder 1: "We will not surrender, never! We are not afraid!"
Obito: "Not even from my Rinnegan or wood release?"
Fodder 2: "No, we are also not afraid from that! Now stop talking and let us fight!"
Obito: "Ha... Well then, let me show you this..."
*Obito takes a kunai and shows it to the fodders*
Fodder 1: "HE HAS A KUNAI, RUN RUN RUN!!!!"
Fodder 3: "Deeeeemn, f*ck this sh*t, get out of here!!!"
Fodder 2: "Mommyyyyyyyyy!!!!"
Nice Idea , keep it up
 

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The only person who died by a kunai was Yahiko But the old days would be back
 

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i laughed my ass of...now im waiting for an ass my size ;)
 

Hoshi

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what if? Itachi was brilliant with kunai.. it depends on how good you are with them...
 
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