What do you give gf's for b'days?

[HashiramaDescendant]

Ok, so I'm fairly new to this relationship/dating thing that the lads do nowadays and I'm not sure what to give my gf for her birthday... She used to be into anime and manga like me, but she has changed quite a bit... O___O
We've only been dating for a little over a month tbh, so I don't want to do anything too extravagant.
BTW, it's tomorrow! ): Any suggestions NB?

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Silly question; Da D, of course.

 

[Zetsuen]

Silly question; Da D, of course.

Beat me to it.

 

[HashiramaDescendant]

Silly question; Da D, of course.

What is that?

 

[SonictheHedgehog]

[video=youtube;vYMxOzxKYYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMxOzxKYYo[/video]

 

[KillKyle]

Give her that long Diick.....if u have one.

 

[Fusion Reborn]

What is that?

Laughs out loud-

D = D*ck

All a girl needs is Love.

 

[Yata]

Well, if you don't feel like getting her anything too serious, you could simply invite her out to dinner and then for a movie or something. Maybe give her a small gift in the meantime (Earrings or a necklace maybe)

Then of course, like the others suggested, you could simply give her the D.

 

[ShishaMastah420]

What is that?

The pipe, Le Strokes, Long D, Banananananananana, Le Willy, Dat Snickers Bar.

 

[Narutohokage7]

Heres a hint *BzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ*



An electric toothbrush ofc, for the hard to reach corners.

 

[Kαmi]

What is that?

The D, also known as the D*ck. As Youth and Full Power pointed out, you should listen to these two users and give your girl some old fashioned birthday ***. And if that doesn't work for you, take her somewhere that she would enjoy, basically just make her day a good one and she'll be happy

 

[HashiramaDescendant]

Priceless ignorance.

(Get her a necklace or bracelet or something -- just make sure you're really sweet to her when you present it)

Sounds good. Anything else?

Give her that long Diick.....if u have one.

You must not know who I am. xD

 

[HashiramaDescendant]

Well, if you don't feel like getting her anything too serious, you could simply invite her out to dinner and then for a movie or something. Maybe give her a small gift in the meantime (Earrings or a necklace maybe)

Then of course, like the others suggested, you could simply give her the D.

Sounds pretty decent. I want to give the... how do you say it? "D", but... I'm a virgin, what am I going to do? xD

The pipe, Le Strokes, Long D, Banananananananana, Le Willy, Dat Snickers Bar.

Ok, I got it. LMAO. XD

 

[xjimbox]

Spend the day with her do things she wants to do. Spoil her make the day about her. That's all I got I have never had a girlfriend where we were together on their birthday

 

[Edo Valen]

Get her parfume or some cheap jewelry that symbolizes something.

 

[YokoKurama]

Well being a woman of simple tastes, I can say that a nice card, with some actual thought written down in it, and a nice arrangement of flowers is all she should need. Unless you got one of those high maintenence girls, can't help you if that's the case.

 

[HashiramaDescendant]

Spend the day with her do things she wants to do. Spoil her make the day about her. That's all I got I have never had a girlfriend where we were together on their birthday

Thanks for the help! ^^
Oh, and thanks for not mentioning the "D." xD

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Well being a woman of simple tastes, I can say that a nice card, with some actual thought written down in it, and a nice arrangement of flowers is all she should need. Unless you got one of those high maintenence girls, can't help you if that's the case.

Fuq dat shid.

The D is all that matters, lay it right, make her feel special for the night.

 

[SonictheHedgehog]

Fuq dat shid.

The D is all that matters, lay it right, make her feel special for the night.

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WE'LL THROW IN A FREE MORNING AFTER PILL ONCE YOUR GF FINDS OUT HER SECOND PRESENT!

 

[Chibiusa]

Omg you guys are hilarious xd

But yea, like YoKoKurama said, a sweet card and flowers would be perfect. Especially since you guys haven't been going out for very long. Let us know how it turns out! Lol