[Comedy] Werewolf In The Pub

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Before ya'll get to reading this... I just wanted to say that sh!t happens when I'm tired, and bored. Have a nice day. :cool:
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There's a werewolf in the pub
He's hungry for some good steak and some good ass
He's got some sharp claws but not a single dub
Bet ya' he'll still get his fill and a full glass
Or there'll be one hell of a mess in this ol' pub!

Well he's old but looks twenty
He likes'em young but he ain't no pedo
Hope ya' got fresh beef because he likes plenty
He'll give a girl a job n' say blow!

Yeah there's a werewolf in the pub
He's hungry for fresh meat and some Jack
Remember he's the owner of any given club
He'll get some jack n' coke or send ya' to hell n' back!
And he'll eat a hell of a lot more than just your Italian sub

He's a bit rough and not real silky smooth
His mane's a bit bloody but don't worry it ain't his
But don't worry because in the bedroom he's got some groove
Just ask the girl he ate last night, liz!

Oh there's a werewolf in the pub tonight!
He's looking for a little fun on this full moon
But don't go lookin' to him for a fight
Or you'll disappear like all the rest soon
And hell even knows what'll happen to you ain't right~!
 
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