Weirdest dreams...

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Last night I had a dream, the world ended. There was very few survivors.. ( I think some alien attacked us) and we had to pay for stuff with like lined paper money.... >___>

And then one day, it was like a small space rock (probably broke off a asteroid..I forgot what they where called when they hit the earth's atmosphere and land)
It fell right outside,my little apartment, it was so pretty like..... it was black but had like had some beautiful blue lines running all through out it.

I picked it up, but I guess someone else wanted it. I ran to my house with my new item, and the people followed me. Ready to kill, and I was going to drop it, but this could be history, and just might answer my question. Then I made it home... and locked the door, and the people kept banging on it, and shot the lock. I closed my eyes, ready to die with my space rock...but then... as I held it..it started floating... and had some powerful haki, and killed the people following me. Then the blue lines started glowing... and as it glowed..it had more powerful haki, and restored the earth.. and healed all those hurt... and was just being a GOD.

Then it talked to me... it said it was God in a rock form...and the one who found this rock would be the one.. to become the ruler of the world... and I shall be the God of the new world...
Then from that day.. I was a Goddess.

Then I had to wake up >___>

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So I was in the house watching T.V. when my sister who doesn't exist in real life came home holding her newborn baby.

She asked me if I wanted to hold the baby, and I wanted to, so I grabbed hold.

So I'm holding the baby...

Suddenly I sneeze and drop the baby.

My sister gasped as the baby falls to the ground and breaks apart.

But rather than what you'd expect, the fractures were cavities.

Cavities of chocolate.

So I go "oooh, chocolate!" and eat the baby.

I woke up in a cold sheet of sweat and my heart rate abnormally high.
 

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So I was in the house watching T.V. when my sister who doesn't exist in real life came home holding her newborn baby.

She asked me if I wanted to hold the baby, and I wanted to, so I grabbed hold.

So I'm holding the baby...

Suddenly I sneeze and drop the baby.

My sister gasped as the baby falls to the ground and breaks apart.

But rather than what you'd expect, the fractures were cavities.

Cavities of chocolate.

So I go "oooh, chocolate!" and eat the baby.

I woke up in a cold sheet of sweat and my heart rate abnormally high.

That's creepy >____>, it's not even weird.
 

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I had the most badsh*t crazy dream last night. It was beautiful, beautiful beyond the petty comprehension that can be derived the this meager English language.

That sh*t made my f*cking day, hell, it made my f*cking year.
 
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The buying and selling part, Read the Great Controversy by Ellen G. White.
 

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Last night I dreamed me and my friends ran up to spy on Bush at his house. We were calling him names and made jokes about him until I looked through his parking lot. Suddenly night fell and I was alone just staring at a far away object. At first it looked like a snake or reptile. Till now I still can't make out what it was but even though it was far away it felt closer than it looked.

It started coming closer and closer. Slowly I just stood there and watched in fear but my curiousity wouldn't let me move. I wanted to see what it was. I still don't know what it was, I woke up with my heartbeating. I think it was a combination of Slenderman and an alligator or that guy from Spiderman.
 

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It's simple

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real life dreams :

I was kissing Beyoncé's @$$ on a barn
I was eating chili out of a hottie's @$$ then some chick caught us and started to river dance? or something
Alanis Morrisette sat on my face
baby lion cubs chased me off a playground(I woke up screaming)
some gnome tried to kidnap me while I was paralyzed in a hospital bed(I woke up screaming)
 

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When I jumped off a building and it didn't hurt >_>
 

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real life dreams :

I was kissing Beyoncé's @$$ on a barn
I was eating chili out of a hottie's @$$ then some chick caught us and started to river dance? or something
Alanis Morrisette sat on my face
baby lion cubs chased me off a playground(I woke up screaming)
some gnome tried to kidnap me while I was paralyzed in a hospital bed(I woke up screaming)
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Lmao sounds like you had a bomb ass dream.

As for me, whenever I was 13, I had a dream that all my favorite people (6 people) were gathered up in what was a mixture of my house and an apartment I used to live in years ago. In every room I walked in, it was either one of my two best friends, my little brother, my older sister, and my parents. I'd walk in a room, talk to them and all of a sudden, a guy in a mask walked in, with a big ass machete. As I was talking to whoever, he'd stab them in mid conversation, and they would keep talking! Then they would continue to be killed in various ways. One person drowned, one was burned, some one got choked and someone got shot up. Around the 2nd time, I'd try to scream to the person in the room that a killer was coming from behind them but they couldn't hear me. After the 4th person, I started trying to reason with the killer and started questioning him. It wasn't until the last person that the killer decided to talk to me and he had a creepy satanic voice. I demanded to know who he was and then when he took off the mask, it was me ._. As soon as I saw the face (myself), he smiled real creepy like and then I jumped at me. That's when I woke up.

6 years later and I still remember the dream so vividly, I was a messed up kid :mad:_@:
 

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Creepy and Weird are related in the thesaurus :yay:

But in social situations , they really aren't.
You could be out of ordinary, and be called weird.
But if you do things that seem too off to people, and seem not right in the head, your creepy ;)

Lmao sounds like you had a bomb ass dream.

As for me, whenever I was 13, I had a dream that all my favorite people (6 people) were gathered up in what was a mixture of my house and an apartment I used to live in years ago. In every room I walked in, it was either one of my two best friends, my little brother, my older sister, and my parents. I'd walk in a room, talk to them and all of a sudden, a guy in a mask walked in, with a big ass machete. As I was talking to whoever, he'd stab them in mid conversation, and they would keep talking! Then they would continue to be killed in various ways. One person drowned, one was burned, some one got choked and someone got shot up. Around the 2nd time, I'd try to scream to the person in the room that a killer was coming from behind them but they couldn't hear me. After the 4th person, I started trying to reason with the killer and started questioning him. It wasn't until the last person that the killer decided to talk to me and he had a creepy satanic voice. I demanded to know who he was and then when he took off the mask, it was me ._. As soon as I saw the face (myself), he smiled real creepy like and then I jumped at me. That's when I woke up.

6 years later and I still remember the dream so vividly, I was a messed up kid :mad:_@:
Oh damn, you got me turnt up to tell this really creepy one I had U_U

One time, I had this dream about Jeepers Creepers, and he liked eating little boys and girls, So I use to feed him kids so he wouldn't eat and kill me but then, I couldn't find any kids to feed him because everyone was hiding them. So He told me I had 24 hours to find some, or I will be his dinners. So i looked everywhere, and saw this infant child crying.. I was planning on feeding it to him but I couldn't keep doing it. I knew jeepers creepers would hear the baby cry, so I ran away with it, hoping to make it to the city where if he seen, he would be shot down immeditaley.

but then I saw him in the skying following me, so I hurried, and hid the baby in the grass. Then he told me, he heard a child cry. I said it was me, and he left. I ran away with the baby again, and I finally made it to Grey Hound, but he found me. He was going to eat the baby, but I rushed into the crowd, and begged some KKK members to take the baby and go, they told me ok.

Then Jeepers creepers waited till everyone left, and he dragged me back to his dungeon, and made me marry him and have 3 jeepers creepers babies >___>
 
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lmao sounds like you had a bomb ass dream.

As for me, whenever i was 13, i had a dream that all my favorite people (6 people) were gathered up in what was a mixture of my house and an apartment i used to live in years ago. In every room i walked in, it was either one of my two best friends, my little brother, my older sister, and my parents. I'd walk in a room, talk to them and all of a sudden, a guy in a mask walked in, with a big ass machete. As i was talking to whoever, he'd stab them in mid conversation, and they would keep talking! Then they would continue to be killed in various ways. One person drowned, one was burned, some one got choked and someone got shot up. Around the 2nd time, i'd try to scream to the person in the room that a killer was coming from behind them but they couldn't hear me. After the 4th person, i started trying to reason with the killer and started questioning him. It wasn't until the last person that the killer decided to talk to me and he had a creepy satanic voice. I demanded to know who he was and then when he took off the mask, it was me ._. As soon as i saw the face (myself), he smiled real creepy like and then i jumped at me. That's when i woke up.

6 years later and i still remember the dream so vividly, i was a messed up kid :mad:_@:

omfg , menma + sasuke of the future all together in one dream , omfg lol!
 
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