Weird Teacher Stories? Share them.

[Atrocitus]

I've got a lot of weird teachers at my school, and naturally my mates and I make weird assumptions, and we have some stories to back them up.

So i was thinking did you have any weird assumptions about some of your teachers? (e.g. Secret Agent, Terrorist, Assassin etc) Any Stories about them that made you think they were? Share them with us

 

[Sonne]

I once thought the janitor was Chuck Norris,he swiped the floor in just 2 seconds.:|

 

[~KRF~]

My music teacher is a fag, but he's trying to cover it up. Hardly working.

 

[James sama]

My Biology Teacher is 147 cm!