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Fourth Place-
I came in fourth in the beauty contest
(please let me cry a minute).
I came in Fourth in a beauty contest
(I was so sure I'd win it).
They can keep their ribbon that says place
(And i don't care where they pin it).
I came in fourth in a beauty contest
and there were just three of us in it.

School-
Rain and hail,
Cold and snow
Are good excuses not to go.

For the world's record-
We made the world's longest hot dog,
and now that's it's finally done,
We realize nobody's Baked
The world's Longest bun.
 
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