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- Jun 22, 2011
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*crashes through a door and rides down some steps into the party*
All you can eat,baby!
All you can eat,baby!
*shrugs you off*
That pig and developing chick did nothing to deserve being turned into the bacon-egg-and cheese sandwich you had for breakfast this morning,but hey,it's nature.
Arai: *wakes up in the dead of night in the field as the wind blows*
so thristy...
*her eyes glow red*
so thristy
Shiina: You know what differs killing humans and killing animals? We bury our dead! Our entire family and friends are hurt when just one of us go. This is canniballism, giovanni!
Why don't you go drink some punch?
*punches you in da face and you spiral into the punch table*
(Im not a very good friend am I XD)
Random guard: *walks up to you* You have comited crimes against skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?
Arai: *eyes narrow*
what are to judge me
*punches him clean over to Shiina and Goivanni*
so thirsty
*stumbles and gets ready to run*
(I wouldin't count on that xd)
Shiina: *does split to dodge punch* WHY WOULD YOU DOOOO DAT?
*uppercuts you then grabs you by the legs so I can spin around and throw you into the stage*
Arai: *speed off to town*
~must feed...~
Another random guard: By order of the jarl, stop right there!
Shiina: No, please!! *goes flying in to the stage*
*lands, hits head, then back, then does a back roll to recover in a crouching position then falls again cause some glass cut his ankle*
Oww.... OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! why?
Arai: *tackles and bits him drinking him dry*
Another random guard: Ha this is nord armor! you wont penetrate this that easil- *feels your teeth sinking in* OH MY GOODNEsssss.... *passes out*