Vampire RP 2: next generation

[Bright Master]

While Av murders vampire after vampire, Usero feels a sharp pain up his behind, he can't react fast enough to see it, but a girl behind him begins to relentlessly maul his hindquarters with skillful, calculated strikes from her wet towel, utilizing both her vampiric speed and strength to do the maximum amount of damage a towel can do to a man's clothed cheeks, creating one continuous *craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack* sound that reverberates throughout the area.

Usero: *Sentinel prime voice* No woman! Please!

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: *Sentinel prime voice* No woman! Please!

A Chuck Norris hat appears on the woman's head and she rears back, spinning the towel in her hand so fast, it crackles with electricity and becomes a white blur, then she strikes Usero's backside once more. At first, nothing happens, but after a few seconds, Usero feels his bones slowly shattering, starting from his glutious maximus and working it's way up as his internal organs feel as if they caught fire and start melting into mush while his bowels and bladder forcefully and explosively empty themselves into his clothes, then he feels his skull explode, it's a wierd feeling that cannot be explained by the English language and then everything goes black.

Usero wakes up, unscathed and alive, being held by the collar by a woman in all black while she carries him over an almost completely black, mountainous landscape

 

[Bright Master]

A Chuck Norris hat appears on the woman's head and she rears back, spinning the towel in her hand so fast, it crackles with electricity and becomes a white blur, then she strikes Usero's backside once more. At first, nothing happens, but after a few seconds, Usero feels his bones slowly shattering, starting from his glutious maximus and working it's way up as his internal organs feel as if they caught fire and start melting into mush while his bowels and bladder forcefully and explosively empty themselves into his clothes, then he feels his skull explode, it's a wierd feeling that cannot be explained by the English language and then everything goes black.

Usero wakes up, unscathed and alive, being held by the collar by a woman in all black while she carries him over an almost completely black, mountainous landscape

Usero: Where am... Oh, im on a mountain. *the woman who hit me with the t was pronounced dead, after a roundhouse kick to the face. No one touches chuck norrises hat.*

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: Where am... Oh, im on a mountain. *the woman who hit me with the t was pronounced dead, after a roundhouse kick to the face. No one touches chuck norrises hat.*

The woman carrying you turns out to be the same one you threw out of your car.
"Not just any mountain. It's a mountain of the Void."
She says before lifting off on her black wings and flying off of the mountain, carrying you in her arms like a baby

 

[Bright Master]

The woman carrying you turns out to be the same one you threw out of your car.
"Not just any mountain. It's a mountain of the Void."
She says before lifting off on her black wings and flying off of the mountain, carrying you in her arms like a baby

Usero: Why am I here?

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: Why am I here?

"You'll see."
She flies over the walls of a gigantic metropolis and through the top window of the tallest building where a very tall man with blue skin, dressed in black robes and skeleton shaped armor is watching a video of Usero getting whipped to death over and over and laughing to himself while sitting behind a black marble desk. Sensing the presence of others, he turns around in his chair, and looks deep into Usero's eyes

 

[Bright Master]

"You'll see."
She flies over the walls of a gigantic metropolis and through the top window of the tallest building where a very tall man with blue skin, dressed in black robes and skeleton shaped armor is watching a video of Usero getting whipped to death over and over and laughing to himself while sitting behind a black marble desk. Sensing the presence of others, he turns around in his chair, and looks deep into Usero's eyes

Usero: Funny, do you have the video of you banging your wife to make your kid? Me neighter. Shooting blanks, man?

Why am I here?

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: Funny, do you-

Is as far as he gets before Usero suddenly finds himself being whipped around violently in a raging storm, getting tossed this way and that as his skin slowly peels off and his eyes explode from the G-force. There are others there too, millions and they sometimes slam into him painfully. Before he knows it, Usero is back in the office and the man speaks to him.
"In life, you were an insecure and selfish hostile little boy and you were in my good graces until you decided to harass my daughter, who was only trying to help you out. As your punishment, you will help out Elizabeth in keeping order throughout the Void and on Earth. After a year, you will be returning to the Nether Void I just showed you. Sound alright?"

 

[Bi0hazard]

Arai: *laying out side in the back of the manor*

Dolly: *finishes packing the car*

 

[Bright Master]

Is as far as he gets before Usero suddenly finds himself being whipped around violently in a raging storm, getting tossed this way and that as his skin slowly peels off and his eyes explode from the G-force. There are others there too, millions and they sometimes slam into him painfully. Before he knows it, Usero is back in the office and the man speaks to him.
"In life, you were an insecure and selfish hostile little boy and you were in my good graces until you decided to harass my daughter, who was only trying to help you out. As your punishment, you will help out Elizabeth in keeping order throughout the Void and on Earth. After a year, you will be returning to the Nether Void I just showed you. Sound alright?"

Usero: Heh, you think things like pain could hurt me? Your dead wrong. Insecure and selfish? I've saved lives on this earth than you took in the past two years. So when you touch my pet/car, who's also done more than good than you've ever have in your life. I don't take orders from anyone. Now do my name. Usero... (Usero means "Out of my way" in guess what laungage.)

 

[Bi0hazard]

Arai: *get up and walk around front*

we're ready

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: Heh, you think things like pain could hurt me? Your dead wrong. Insecure and selfish? I've saved lives on this earth than you took in the past two years. So when you touch my pet/car, who's also done more than good than you've ever have in your life. I don't take orders from anyone. Now do my name. Usero... (Usero means "Out of my way" in guess what laungage.)

"Riiiight...normally, I'd reap away your very existence for such insubordination, but since that would do Elizabeth no good, I'll nom a bit on your free will."
With that, Death got up and deftly rapped Usero upon the head and he forgot how to remember things and lost all his memory.
"Kiss of death, baby"

Elizabeth drags Usero's brain dead body out of Death's office and sets him on a chair

 

[Bright Master]

"Riiiight...normally, I'd reap away your very existence for such insubordination, but since that would do Elizabeth no good, I'll nom a bit on your free will."
With that, Death got up and deftly rapped Usero upon the head and he forgot how to remember things and lost all his memory.
"Kiss of death, baby"

Elizabeth drags Usero's brain dead body out of Death's office and sets him on a chair

Usero: uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..... Oh, thats you remember things! *he remembers how to remember things, then springs up and spins out of her grip* So, without further adou, I'll be leaving no.... How do you get out of here again? *His body becomes covered in electrisity*

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..... Oh, thats you remember things! *he remembers how to remember things, then springs up and spins out of her grip* So, without further adou, I'll be leaving no.... How do you get out of here again? *His body becomes covered in electrisity*

"What's with the electricity? What's going on there?"
Asks Elizabeth as she points at you

 

[Bright Master]

Usero feels his memory fading again and Elizabeth informs him on why he's here, leaving out the parts about him not wanting to.
"So, wanna help me out?"

Usero: Sure, but only if i get my own reaping baldes.

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: Sure, but only if i get my own reaping baldes.

"But...you're not a reaper. You can't get reaper blades."
She flips a chair over just so I can fill this space typing about how she flipped a chair over
"Use what you have"

 

[Bright Master]

"But...you're not a-

Usero: *eyes become wider*

Can I get my own reaping blades?

 

[Fearmonger]

Usero: *eyes become wider*

Can I get my own reaping blades?

"No. You're not a reaper. Use what you have."

 

[Bright Master]

"No. You're not a reaper. Use what you have."

Alright, then give me a deent reason why I should help you?

 

[Fearmonger]

Alright, then give me a deent reason why I should help you?

"Because if you don't, you won't get the weapons you want"