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This will be a sister thread to Yasuko's thread about Sakura:
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I will be proving similiar things about different people.

PART 1

We know that pure Uzumaki clan members have red hair... but what else do you notice?

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That's right, there are no freckles. Gingers always have freckles...
Proof:
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Now that that's settled... There are three possibilities:

1. They cover the freckles with makeup.
WRONG!
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The makeup would have come off in the rain.
2. They are wearing red wigs.
WRONG!
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Kushina pulled out her hairs to leave a trail after she was captured. She wouldn't wince in pain if it was a wig.
3. They dye their hair.
This is a very plausible option.

Now we must ask ourselves, why? The Uzumaki clan were very prominent. Dying their hair red could easily identify them, or just to say: "Don't mess with me." xd

The reason why Naruto has blonde hair is NOT because he isn't a pure Uzumaki. If they all interbred with each other, that'd be freakin' weird. Are you honestly going to tell me that they only started mingling with other clans in the current generation?
Examples: Minato and Kushina, Asuma and Kurenai, Tsunade and Dan, I can't think of any others right now... xd
First notice that when he was a baby, he had blonde hair:
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This supports the fact that they dye their hair. Now we must ask, why didn't they dye Naruto's hair too? The answer is simple:

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That just looks so wrong. xd

PART 2

Now we move on to Tsunade... the freak is she hiding? o_O Well, I'll tell you.
Tsunade as a young adult:
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Tsunade as a 50-year-old woman:
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Bigger, and no sag. How the hell does that work?
Conclusion: those are some fake-@$$ boobs. xd

Thanks for reading!
~Peace.Love.Sakura~
 
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Ldude said:
This will be a sister thread to Yasuko's thread about Sakura:
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I will be proving similiar things about different people.

PART 1

Your funny lol
We know that pure Uzumaki clan members have red hair... but what else do you notice?

You must be registered for see images
You must be registered for see images
You must be registered for see images
You must be registered for see images

That's right, there are no freckles. Gingers always have freckles...
Proof:
You must be registered for see images

Now that that's settled... There are three possibilities:

1. They cover the freckles with makeup.
WRONG!
You must be registered for see images

The makeup would have come off in the rain.
2. They are wearing red wigs.
WRONG!
You must be registered for see images

Kushina pulled out her hairs to leave a trail after she was captured. She wouldn't wince in pain if it was a wig.
3. They dye their hair.
This is a very plausible option.

Now we must ask ourselves, why? The Uzumaki clan were very prominent. Dying their hair red could easily identify them, or just to say: "Don't mess with me." xd

The reason why Naruto has blonde hair is NOT because he isn't a pure Uzumaki. If they all interbred with each other, that'd be freakin' weird. Are you honestly going to tell me that they only started mingling with other clans in the current generation?
Examples: Minato and Kushina, Asuma and Kurenai, Tsunade and Dan, I can't think of any others right now... xd
First notice that when he was a baby, he had blonde hair:
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This supports the fact that they dye their hair. Now we must ask, why didn't they dye Naruto's hair too? The answer is simple:

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That just looks so wrong. xd

PART 2

Now we move on to Tsunade... the freak is she hiding? o_O Well, I'll tell you.
Tsunade as a young adult:
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Tsunade as a 50-year-old woman:
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Bigger, and no sag. How the hell does that work?
Conclusion: those are some fake-@$$ boobs. xd

Thanks for reading!
~Peace.Love.Sakura~
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Your funny lol xd
 
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