Unwritten rules of Konohagure

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The unwritten rules of Konohagure​

1. Do not call Tsunade old
2. Do not call Choji fat
3. Do not call Sakura ugly
4. Never leave a child (or anyone ) alone with Orochimaru
5. Do not go to the hot spring while Jiraya is in town
6. Never enter a conversation about youth with Maito Gai
7. Do not give alcohol to Lee
8. Do not ignore Shino
9. Never enter a conversation about emotions with Sai
10.Do not try to friendzone the Uchihas
 
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those are more like guide lines
 

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You forget

- Never try to know what is under Kakashi's mask :p
 

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Lol, that was funny! xd
 

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The unwritten rules of Konohagure​

1. Do not call Tsunade old
2. Do not call Choji fat
3. Do not call Sakura ugly
4. Never leave a child (or anyone ) alone with Orochimaru
5. Do not go to the hot spring while Jiraya is in town
6. Never enter a conversation about youth with Maito Gai
7. Do not give alcohol to Lee
8. Do not ignore Shino
9. Never enter a conversation about emotions with Sai
10.Do not try to friendzone the Uchihas

12. be fodder at your own risk
 

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Do not, I repeat DO NOT F*** with kakashis book
or else you will feel the pain

konoha senpo taijutsu ogi : senden goroshi xd
 

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half of these rules were broken by naruto,starting by the most dangerous calling tsunade grandmadxd
 
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