Thane
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Hello everyone
So, like always, speclations are pouring in like stupid comments on youtube. This week everybody is trying to figure out what Orochimaru and Sasuke (and those nameless henchmen following them) are up to. Since this part of the story doesn't interest me that much, and I can't shake the feeling that I won't like the outcome, I decided to make fun of it instead and share the joy. My generosity knows no bounds.
Anyway, my favorite theory is that, since Sasuke doesn't know what a village is, Orochimaru is taking him to the old Uchiha library, where he will read children's books to Sasuke, which will eventually teach him all the basic stuff he should have picked up when he was a kid, but didn't, because he decided that he should devote his life to absolutely nothing instead. Through this act, Orochimaru becomes like a father figure to Sasuke, and his story ends with those two playing Ninja baseball and forgetting all about the war.
The baseball will eventually hit Madara in the eye just as he is about to cast Tsukuyomi. And as everyone knows, the Edo Tensei's one weakness is baseballs - he is instantly sealed (inside the baseball which will forever be known as the Uchiha Baseball of Doom) and Sasuke is hailed as a hero. And then the manga ends after some corny dialogue about bonds and Naruto becoming Hokage.
What do you think will happen?
So, like always, speclations are pouring in like stupid comments on youtube. This week everybody is trying to figure out what Orochimaru and Sasuke (and those nameless henchmen following them) are up to. Since this part of the story doesn't interest me that much, and I can't shake the feeling that I won't like the outcome, I decided to make fun of it instead and share the joy. My generosity knows no bounds.
Anyway, my favorite theory is that, since Sasuke doesn't know what a village is, Orochimaru is taking him to the old Uchiha library, where he will read children's books to Sasuke, which will eventually teach him all the basic stuff he should have picked up when he was a kid, but didn't, because he decided that he should devote his life to absolutely nothing instead. Through this act, Orochimaru becomes like a father figure to Sasuke, and his story ends with those two playing Ninja baseball and forgetting all about the war.
The baseball will eventually hit Madara in the eye just as he is about to cast Tsukuyomi. And as everyone knows, the Edo Tensei's one weakness is baseballs - he is instantly sealed (inside the baseball which will forever be known as the Uchiha Baseball of Doom) and Sasuke is hailed as a hero. And then the manga ends after some corny dialogue about bonds and Naruto becoming Hokage.
What do you think will happen?
