Understanding your Woman(FUN)

[Naijakid]

POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN EVALUATING THEIR MEN (FUN)

SIMPLE DUTIES

~ You make the bed (+1)
~ You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
~ You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

~ You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
~ In the rain (+8)
~ But return with Beer (-5)

~ You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
~ You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
~ You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
~ You hit it with iron rod (+10)
~ It's her dog (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

~ You stay by her side the entire party (0)
~ You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a colleague (-2)
~ Named Sarah (-4)
~ Sarah is very good at dancing (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY

~ You take her out to dinner (0)
~ You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
~ Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
~ And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
~ It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite football club (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

~ You take her to a movie (+2)
~ You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
~ You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
~ You take her to a movie you like (-2)
~ It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
~ You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

~ You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
~ You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
~ You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
~You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

~ She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
~ You hesitate in responding (-10)
~ You reply, "Where?" (-35)
~ Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

~ When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)
~ You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
~ You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
~ She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

 

[Positive Human]

~ You reply, "Where?" (-35)

LMAO that got me bro

 

[riley freeman]

I see you know your woman huh

 

[Victorelder2k13]

+ rep funny @ss hell lol

 

[Edo Odin]

That was actually an enjoyable read, hahah.
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[Jazzy Stardust]

That was pretty funny lol

 

[Kαmi]

Do I look fat?

No but that ass does! Works every time man.

Btw, did you make this up? It's pretty funny Lol

 

[Naijakid]

LMAO that got me bro

Yah bro

I see you know your woman huh

Nooo....it can take decades for you understand them

+ rep funny @ss hell lol

Appreciate ya bro

That was actually an enjoyable read, hahah.
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That was pretty funny lol

Tanks bro

 

[Cursed Prince]

heh, pretty funny

 

[Sefirosu Masamune]

obvious, the funny is obvious

 

[Naijakid]

No but that ass does! Works every time man.

Btw, did you make this up? It's pretty funny Lol

Copied it from Facebook

 

[Dreckerplayer]

Yup, sounds like a stereotypical relationship. haha.

 

[Hori]

Ahh why you make us women look diabolic?

 

[-immortal-]

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finally a good thread. + Rep​

 

[Sefirosu Masamune]

Ahh why you make us women look diabolic?

lol cause you guys are hard to please. females are complex

 

[Naijakid]

Ahh why you make us women look diabolic?

Lol no....its just For Fun

 

[Biscoe Uzumaki]

POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN EVALUATING THEIR MEN (FUN)

~ You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
~ You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
~ You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
~ You hit it with iron rod (+10)
~ It's her dog (-10)

Made me lol

 

[Six Paths]

A Rep for that, you made me laugh

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

I have a 500+ , hell yeah !

okay ! okay , that's not gonna make a girl/woman stay with you .

 

[Naijakid]

Lol tanks guys