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now welcome to How to Flame For Trolls
If you're gonna be a troll, you gotta know how to flame. Usually, trolls are flamed first, so you gotta know how to respond. Before you flame back, you should know the most common types of flaming.
1. Yo Momma Jokes
The title is pretty self-explanatory, and simple. Basically, these jokes are insults to your mother, her parents, even your father. The most common type of Yo Momma joke is "Fat", "Stupid" or "Ugly". The best way to respond to this type of flaming is to say something like "Nah, your mom." Now this may sound a little lame, but as a troll, it's one of the most perfect type of comeback since you are supposed to be making yourself out as a retarded son-of-a-bitch.
2. Memes
Memes are pictures found on the internet and is one of the funniest shit found on the internet. Memes usually have to texts on them. If a member here are making the meme themselves, they are usually gonna repeat whatever retarded thing you said at the top, a ridiculously funny picture as the whole thing that doesn't look like it relates to the thread in the most remote way, but helps, and at the bottom of the pic, a statement.
For example: A troll makes a "Minato Can Pwn Itachi" thread.
A flamer might respond with this:
As a troll, youre, as mentioned before, retarded, so I'm gonna explain that.
As you can see, there is a disaster, showing that that kind of topic is just gonna make trouble and you're a moron for making it.
The second most common meme, which you never, ever ever ever want to let happen is the Spiderman Meme. Once posted, there is a 97% chance that your thread will be overrun by flamers and turned into a Spiderman thread. In this thread, there will be four types of posters:
1. You, who will be desperately trying to stop the Spiderman Memes, but it ain't gonna happen.
2. Spiderman posters Type 1: These guys are gonna post the pics in the first place and transform your thread. Beware, these guys are one of your worst enemies.
3. Spiderman posters Type 2: These guys will be responding to the guys above this one, replying to their posts with Spiderman Memes. A few are gonna post random ones that don't really fit with the ones they're quoting and others will actually make it look like they're having a hilarious conversation with the Memes.
4. Supporters: These guys are gonna be, as the name says(but i still need to explain for you jackasses), supporting the Spiderman Memes posters, saying "Funny pics, keep em coming" or "Plus Rep". These guys play an indirect role, they are the fuel to the fire(get it fire, flaming..........Shut Up). Seeing these guys enjoying the Memes are just gonna make the poster s post more pics. Once these four come together, you're thread are gonna be destroyed and murdered maliciously.
Another type of Meme are Facepalms, Ultimate Facepalms, Invisible Facepalms, etc etc. These are usually done to insult your intelligence(as if you had a shred). They will make you look like a ****ing idiot. Beware of these.
Now that you have a basic knowledge of how you will be flamed, you can now learn how to flame.
First off, you're responses have to be an insult, or it wont be flaming. As a troll, you're insults should normally be something that
a) Makes no ****ing sense
b)Supporting your original post even though it's the dumbest thing ever posted.
c)Short insults that basically say the same thing the flamer said, but simple.
For example
You: TonTon can kill Tobi.
Flamer: You're an idiot.
You: So are you.
d)Smilies. These are very important to a troll since your vocabulary only consists of a 10 letter alphabet. The most common smilie is the slap.
:flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw:
You usually post this to a flamer because you ignorantly think he's wrong and you're right when it's the opposite way around by far.
One of the most important attributes of flaming and trolling is to ignore all logic, remember, you have your own Troll Sience.
Now remember when i mentioned worst enemies before? Of course you dont, you've got the brains of a melted pudding pop.
The worse enemy you have are MODS and ADMINS. These guys have all the power ever and the guys WILL ban you if you go to far. Refrain from insulting the MODS and ADMINS directly. That's like having a sign on your ass that says "Rape me with the Ban Hammer and don't use lube."
If you see a mod viewing your thread, high-tail it out of there and run, log out or something. Then wait a few days, maybe a week, and re-make the whole thing again. Everyone just loves repetition. And remember, your job is to annoy the breathing piss out of people, to be hated.
(P.S., it's best to be a troll using an Alt. Account, but this might get you banned, SO DON'T DO IT!!!)
Now that you have your instructions, go waste your life pissing off a bunch of people you don't even know on the Interwebs!
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now welcome to How to Flame For Trolls
If you're gonna be a troll, you gotta know how to flame. Usually, trolls are flamed first, so you gotta know how to respond. Before you flame back, you should know the most common types of flaming.
1. Yo Momma Jokes
The title is pretty self-explanatory, and simple. Basically, these jokes are insults to your mother, her parents, even your father. The most common type of Yo Momma joke is "Fat", "Stupid" or "Ugly". The best way to respond to this type of flaming is to say something like "Nah, your mom." Now this may sound a little lame, but as a troll, it's one of the most perfect type of comeback since you are supposed to be making yourself out as a retarded son-of-a-bitch.
2. Memes
Memes are pictures found on the internet and is one of the funniest shit found on the internet. Memes usually have to texts on them. If a member here are making the meme themselves, they are usually gonna repeat whatever retarded thing you said at the top, a ridiculously funny picture as the whole thing that doesn't look like it relates to the thread in the most remote way, but helps, and at the bottom of the pic, a statement.
For example: A troll makes a "Minato Can Pwn Itachi" thread.
A flamer might respond with this:
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As a troll, youre, as mentioned before, retarded, so I'm gonna explain that.
As you can see, there is a disaster, showing that that kind of topic is just gonna make trouble and you're a moron for making it.
The second most common meme, which you never, ever ever ever want to let happen is the Spiderman Meme. Once posted, there is a 97% chance that your thread will be overrun by flamers and turned into a Spiderman thread. In this thread, there will be four types of posters:
1. You, who will be desperately trying to stop the Spiderman Memes, but it ain't gonna happen.
2. Spiderman posters Type 1: These guys are gonna post the pics in the first place and transform your thread. Beware, these guys are one of your worst enemies.
3. Spiderman posters Type 2: These guys will be responding to the guys above this one, replying to their posts with Spiderman Memes. A few are gonna post random ones that don't really fit with the ones they're quoting and others will actually make it look like they're having a hilarious conversation with the Memes.
4. Supporters: These guys are gonna be, as the name says(but i still need to explain for you jackasses), supporting the Spiderman Memes posters, saying "Funny pics, keep em coming" or "Plus Rep". These guys play an indirect role, they are the fuel to the fire(get it fire, flaming..........Shut Up). Seeing these guys enjoying the Memes are just gonna make the poster s post more pics. Once these four come together, you're thread are gonna be destroyed and murdered maliciously.
Another type of Meme are Facepalms, Ultimate Facepalms, Invisible Facepalms, etc etc. These are usually done to insult your intelligence(as if you had a shred). They will make you look like a ****ing idiot. Beware of these.
Now that you have a basic knowledge of how you will be flamed, you can now learn how to flame.
First off, you're responses have to be an insult, or it wont be flaming. As a troll, you're insults should normally be something that
a) Makes no ****ing sense
b)Supporting your original post even though it's the dumbest thing ever posted.
c)Short insults that basically say the same thing the flamer said, but simple.
For example
You: TonTon can kill Tobi.
Flamer: You're an idiot.
You: So are you.
d)Smilies. These are very important to a troll since your vocabulary only consists of a 10 letter alphabet. The most common smilie is the slap.
:flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw::flaw:
You usually post this to a flamer because you ignorantly think he's wrong and you're right when it's the opposite way around by far.
One of the most important attributes of flaming and trolling is to ignore all logic, remember, you have your own Troll Sience.
Now remember when i mentioned worst enemies before? Of course you dont, you've got the brains of a melted pudding pop.
The worse enemy you have are MODS and ADMINS. These guys have all the power ever and the guys WILL ban you if you go to far. Refrain from insulting the MODS and ADMINS directly. That's like having a sign on your ass that says "Rape me with the Ban Hammer and don't use lube."
If you see a mod viewing your thread, high-tail it out of there and run, log out or something. Then wait a few days, maybe a week, and re-make the whole thing again. Everyone just loves repetition. And remember, your job is to annoy the breathing piss out of people, to be hated.
(P.S., it's best to be a troll using an Alt. Account, but this might get you banned, SO DON'T DO IT!!!)
Now that you have your instructions, go waste your life pissing off a bunch of people you don't even know on the Interwebs!
