Wait a minute. Why is Naruto on this list? How many of those guys had their own crib, had the most skilled shinobi as their squad leader starting out, got taken under the wing of a Saanin, got away with all kinds of mischief, was the most powerful genin in their class, and stole a technique and became famous for it, and even has a ready-made girlfriend who worships the ground he walks on, waiting for him to acknowlege her? Naruto may have missed out on having parents, but he was a bachelor all his life until Neji kinda pushed the Hinaruto card while dying.