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The thread does what the title says; I'mma give you the top 5 prettiest naruto characters, no opinions, just the facts.
#5 Hinata
We're gonna start off the list with an "okay character", Hinata. Don't get me wrong, she iight. :kk:
#4 Itachi
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters (whatever the **** that's suppose to mean). This is where the list officially starts and it's starting strong. Some people call him the Solo King, others see him as a traitor, but I see for what he truly is; "The Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf". His painted nails and unkempt pony tail shows that even in his Akatsuki uniform, he has fashion sense. I'm a sucker for those red sharingan eyes, and don't get me started on the fish net shirt. Itachi can pierce me with his Totsuka blade anyday.
#3 Haku
When it was revealed that Haku was a man, everybody jumped off the Haku hypetrain, leaving me as the sole rider. But everybody knows deep down, Haku being a man doesn't change that he's pretty af, I mean just look at him. I'm sus for thinking Haku's pretty? Your sus for thinking otherwise.
#2 Sakura Sexy Harem Naruto
OG Naruto Fans saw this coming. If I made a poll asking the Naruto fanbase, which Naruto character awakened their sexuality as a young adolescent, 95% of fans would say Naruto obviously. The other 5% misspelled "N-a-r-u-t-o". Naruto gave all the guys nosebleeds. I never got a nosebleed myself, but he always had my blood flowin.
#1 Orochimaru
OMG, Tell me why Orochimaru is such a pretty ass mother****er? Kishimoto really has a thing for making female characters look basic af and making male characters look like goddesses. Orochimaru has always been a pretty mother****er, from the pale skin, to the sleek long black hair. but recently, he's been stunting hard on us in the first chapter of Baruto. Those earrings, that manbun, those eyes, hot damn! I don't blame Mitsuki for thinking Orochimaru was a woman. If you don't think Orochimaru's the most beautiful character in Naruto, you need to check your privilege and your eyesight. Kaguya aint got shit on this goddess.
Hellloooooo Nurse~
That's my top 5. If you've got any problems with my list, don't look at me, judge Kishimoto. If you want to add any opinions on this factual top 5, feel free to do so.
P.S. No homo
#5 Hinata
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We're gonna start off the list with an "okay character", Hinata. Don't get me wrong, she iight. :kk:
#4 Itachi
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Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters (whatever the **** that's suppose to mean). This is where the list officially starts and it's starting strong. Some people call him the Solo King, others see him as a traitor, but I see for what he truly is; "The Handsome Devil of the Hidden Leaf". His painted nails and unkempt pony tail shows that even in his Akatsuki uniform, he has fashion sense. I'm a sucker for those red sharingan eyes, and don't get me started on the fish net shirt. Itachi can pierce me with his Totsuka blade anyday.
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#3 Haku
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When it was revealed that Haku was a man, everybody jumped off the Haku hypetrain, leaving me as the sole rider. But everybody knows deep down, Haku being a man doesn't change that he's pretty af, I mean just look at him. I'm sus for thinking Haku's pretty? Your sus for thinking otherwise.
#2 Sakura Sexy Harem Naruto
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OG Naruto Fans saw this coming. If I made a poll asking the Naruto fanbase, which Naruto character awakened their sexuality as a young adolescent, 95% of fans would say Naruto obviously. The other 5% misspelled "N-a-r-u-t-o". Naruto gave all the guys nosebleeds. I never got a nosebleed myself, but he always had my blood flowin.
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#1 Orochimaru
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OMG, Tell me why Orochimaru is such a pretty ass mother****er? Kishimoto really has a thing for making female characters look basic af and making male characters look like goddesses. Orochimaru has always been a pretty mother****er, from the pale skin, to the sleek long black hair. but recently, he's been stunting hard on us in the first chapter of Baruto. Those earrings, that manbun, those eyes, hot damn! I don't blame Mitsuki for thinking Orochimaru was a woman. If you don't think Orochimaru's the most beautiful character in Naruto, you need to check your privilege and your eyesight. Kaguya aint got shit on this goddess.
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Hellloooooo Nurse~
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That's my top 5. If you've got any problems with my list, don't look at me, judge Kishimoto. If you want to add any opinions on this factual top 5, feel free to do so.
P.S. No homo
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