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Top 10 Most Attractive Shinobi In Naruto (guy's Views)
I always hear boys in the Narutard fandom going on about their favorite male characters because they are so powerful and cool. Then I hear them go on about how hot they think xxx kunoichi is. One day a random thought crossed my mind because I am a super pervert: If boys think xxx shinobi is cool and xxx kunoichi is hot…. what shinobi do they find not cool or powerful, but most attractive? So I set out on a journey to find out! And by journey I mean create a few polls and harass all males to vote or suffer the consequences.
First off, I will say that getting the guys to vote on this was like pulling teeth. They whined, moaned, refused to vote until I made them see things my way. *cough* yell at them *cough* But eventually they casted in their votes. Both sides are glad the voting is over and now I can finally move onto the results!
Honorable Mention: Hashirama Senju & Madara Uchiha
Fame, dominance, territory, money, possibly even that fine Uzumaki, Mito. Did these two really need another thing to fight over? Hashirama and Madara garnered the exact same amount of votes placing them tied at the honorable mention. The male members on the village maybe had them exactly tied but who do you think is the better looking of the two?
10: Jiraiya
What do our fellows see in him? The sassy hair, perhaps the red lines? Maybe perversenes is attractive? Whatever your reasoning was this hermit came in at our #10 spot. I think Jiraiya would be happy to know he’s still got it past 50. Just don’t tell him it’s with the men!
9: Kiba Inuzuka
I’ll back track to Jiraiya and say I definitely think it’s the red lines! A fellow man with red war paint has made it on our list into #9. Perhaps it’s also the dog. They do say dog is man’s best friend. I also heard dogs is a great way to pick up the ladies. Who knew it also could pick up our shinobi!
8. Tobirama Senju
Looks like Hashirama and Madara should agree to disagree and focus on the Senju’s younger brother. He surpassed them both and made it into the #8 spot. ALSO a man with red lines. I’m starting to see a pattern with what men like. If you ladies are having trouble snatching a Narutard boyfriend, perhaps try applying the lipstick on your face instead of lips?
7. Darui
Tall, dark and handsome. A fine choice I think the ladies also could agree with. With his tattoos, nonchalant attitude and huge sword he definitely deserves the #7 spot. But no red lines? Maybe the shinobi just look for tattoos in general! Our only Kumo nin gracing this article should be proud.
6. Asuma Sarutobi
It is clear to see you like them manly with our #6 spot, Asuma Sarutobi. He’s a man’s man that has the looks of a gruff mountain man that frequently wrestles grizzly bears. His knuckle blades, chain smoking and super chillax attitude garnered the admiration of even Shikamaru. Let’s not forget he caught the fine vixen, Kurenai. I’m sure many men give props to him for that.
5. Sasuke Uchiha
Sasuke may be #1 in the hearts of all women in the Narutoverse but he isn’t quite cutting it with our shinobi. He placed right in the middle at #5. He has no tattoos and doesn’t smoke, what do our men see in him? Perhaps that he’s a one-man army powerhouse that makes being rogue look so cool. His constant outfit changes could also be a reason, our shinobi like diversity in their male choice, probably!
4. Naruto Uzumaki
Our #1 knuckle headed ninja places #4 on our list. Sasuke would be so pissed that Naruto is exactly one-step ahead of him yet again. (Or maybe he would say ‘hn’ and walk away?) We have seen time and time again that Naruto has the ability to change people to believe in the power of friendship, who said he couldn’t also be attractive? His guts to never back down and his nindo places him close to the top.
3. Kakashi Hatake
I’m not surprised at this result. Kakashi has been the definition of cool since episode II. Our shinobi must like men with great mystery because this masked-man landed in the #3 spot. He was almost hokage, was an anbu member, was taught by the 4th and is a not-so-closet pervert. What isn’t to like about him!
2. Itachi Uchiha
If Sasuke wasn’t upset at Naruto’s ranking perhaps he’ll be a little jealous at this? I knew the ladies loved Itachi but who would of guessed so do the men! Whether they’re into evil Itachi, good Itachi or just every side of Itachi, they chose him at our #2 spot. I’m sure you all shed a manly tear when passed away and painted your nails a manly shade of purple in his honor. Being a god even amongst Uchiha, I’m sure Fugaku would say “That’s my boy!” at him being very popular with the men.
1. Minato Namikaze
First off let me say: OKAY FELLAS! You can stop throwing your boxer briefs on the stage now! The hottest hokage that ever hokaged landed in at #1 – and by a huge amount. He won by many votes which sends a very clear message to us all, I believe. This man’s *** appeal transcends genders. What is it about him that make the boys go crazy? Not quite sure, maybe the mystery of him being a picture on the wall for half the series. Perhaps that he was the first person to ever appear in the series? Maybe summoning huge toads and fighting a tailed-beast is a turn on? You be the judge. Whatever it is, he dominated the competition. Kushina would be proud. Or just tease him for his girly looks again?
Looking back at this list I can honestly say I don’t think this differs much from what us kunoichi would vote. I can easily say that we kunoichi and shinobi have a lot more in common than we thought. Next time a shinobi goes on about how cool and awesome and super talented a shinobi is. Just remember, deep down somewhere he also thinks he looks good too.
Credit: Their ninja skills brought all the boys to the yard and our shinobi Village members recognized it was better than theirs. Thanks so much to all the Village shinobi who voted. Even if I had to force you to. You all were really good sports. This article was some months in the making and I am so pleased with the results!
After seeing these results, are you surprised? To the shinobi out there: do you have a top 10 ranking in mind? To the kunoichi: how do you feel now seeing what men find attractive in fellow shinobi? Comment your thoughts!
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I always hear boys in the Narutard fandom going on about their favorite male characters because they are so powerful and cool. Then I hear them go on about how hot they think xxx kunoichi is. One day a random thought crossed my mind because I am a super pervert: If boys think xxx shinobi is cool and xxx kunoichi is hot…. what shinobi do they find not cool or powerful, but most attractive? So I set out on a journey to find out! And by journey I mean create a few polls and harass all males to vote or suffer the consequences.
First off, I will say that getting the guys to vote on this was like pulling teeth. They whined, moaned, refused to vote until I made them see things my way. *cough* yell at them *cough* But eventually they casted in their votes. Both sides are glad the voting is over and now I can finally move onto the results!
Honorable Mention: Hashirama Senju & Madara Uchiha
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Fame, dominance, territory, money, possibly even that fine Uzumaki, Mito. Did these two really need another thing to fight over? Hashirama and Madara garnered the exact same amount of votes placing them tied at the honorable mention. The male members on the village maybe had them exactly tied but who do you think is the better looking of the two?
10: Jiraiya
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What do our fellows see in him? The sassy hair, perhaps the red lines? Maybe perversenes is attractive? Whatever your reasoning was this hermit came in at our #10 spot. I think Jiraiya would be happy to know he’s still got it past 50. Just don’t tell him it’s with the men!
9: Kiba Inuzuka
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I’ll back track to Jiraiya and say I definitely think it’s the red lines! A fellow man with red war paint has made it on our list into #9. Perhaps it’s also the dog. They do say dog is man’s best friend. I also heard dogs is a great way to pick up the ladies. Who knew it also could pick up our shinobi!
8. Tobirama Senju
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Looks like Hashirama and Madara should agree to disagree and focus on the Senju’s younger brother. He surpassed them both and made it into the #8 spot. ALSO a man with red lines. I’m starting to see a pattern with what men like. If you ladies are having trouble snatching a Narutard boyfriend, perhaps try applying the lipstick on your face instead of lips?
7. Darui
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Tall, dark and handsome. A fine choice I think the ladies also could agree with. With his tattoos, nonchalant attitude and huge sword he definitely deserves the #7 spot. But no red lines? Maybe the shinobi just look for tattoos in general! Our only Kumo nin gracing this article should be proud.
6. Asuma Sarutobi
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It is clear to see you like them manly with our #6 spot, Asuma Sarutobi. He’s a man’s man that has the looks of a gruff mountain man that frequently wrestles grizzly bears. His knuckle blades, chain smoking and super chillax attitude garnered the admiration of even Shikamaru. Let’s not forget he caught the fine vixen, Kurenai. I’m sure many men give props to him for that.
5. Sasuke Uchiha
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Sasuke may be #1 in the hearts of all women in the Narutoverse but he isn’t quite cutting it with our shinobi. He placed right in the middle at #5. He has no tattoos and doesn’t smoke, what do our men see in him? Perhaps that he’s a one-man army powerhouse that makes being rogue look so cool. His constant outfit changes could also be a reason, our shinobi like diversity in their male choice, probably!
4. Naruto Uzumaki
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Our #1 knuckle headed ninja places #4 on our list. Sasuke would be so pissed that Naruto is exactly one-step ahead of him yet again. (Or maybe he would say ‘hn’ and walk away?) We have seen time and time again that Naruto has the ability to change people to believe in the power of friendship, who said he couldn’t also be attractive? His guts to never back down and his nindo places him close to the top.
3. Kakashi Hatake
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I’m not surprised at this result. Kakashi has been the definition of cool since episode II. Our shinobi must like men with great mystery because this masked-man landed in the #3 spot. He was almost hokage, was an anbu member, was taught by the 4th and is a not-so-closet pervert. What isn’t to like about him!
2. Itachi Uchiha
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If Sasuke wasn’t upset at Naruto’s ranking perhaps he’ll be a little jealous at this? I knew the ladies loved Itachi but who would of guessed so do the men! Whether they’re into evil Itachi, good Itachi or just every side of Itachi, they chose him at our #2 spot. I’m sure you all shed a manly tear when passed away and painted your nails a manly shade of purple in his honor. Being a god even amongst Uchiha, I’m sure Fugaku would say “That’s my boy!” at him being very popular with the men.
1. Minato Namikaze
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First off let me say: OKAY FELLAS! You can stop throwing your boxer briefs on the stage now! The hottest hokage that ever hokaged landed in at #1 – and by a huge amount. He won by many votes which sends a very clear message to us all, I believe. This man’s *** appeal transcends genders. What is it about him that make the boys go crazy? Not quite sure, maybe the mystery of him being a picture on the wall for half the series. Perhaps that he was the first person to ever appear in the series? Maybe summoning huge toads and fighting a tailed-beast is a turn on? You be the judge. Whatever it is, he dominated the competition. Kushina would be proud. Or just tease him for his girly looks again?
Looking back at this list I can honestly say I don’t think this differs much from what us kunoichi would vote. I can easily say that we kunoichi and shinobi have a lot more in common than we thought. Next time a shinobi goes on about how cool and awesome and super talented a shinobi is. Just remember, deep down somewhere he also thinks he looks good too.
Credit: Their ninja skills brought all the boys to the yard and our shinobi Village members recognized it was better than theirs. Thanks so much to all the Village shinobi who voted. Even if I had to force you to. You all were really good sports. This article was some months in the making and I am so pleased with the results!
After seeing these results, are you surprised? To the shinobi out there: do you have a top 10 ranking in mind? To the kunoichi: how do you feel now seeing what men find attractive in fellow shinobi? Comment your thoughts!
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