[Theory] Toneri sounds like an Italian pasta

[Senju Bean]

Like tortellini

Or Paccheri

 

[Kintomon]

Lol I thought the same exact thing at first.

 

[NineSNS]

Or an Italian desert. But that clan name is unmistakably Japanese.

 

[Mr Hiru]

Dudes, pasta is from China. Italy only had the tomatoes, so Toneri can't sound like pasta D: xD

 

[Zee U]

Errr... no, not so much.

 

[Fire Goddess]

Customer: "miss? What aisle do you keep Toneri in?"
Deli Clerk: "Same aisle as the Indra Otsutsuki soup."
customer: "what aisle is that?"
Deli Clerk: "I'll show you"

***walk, walk walk***
Customer: (!!) "Huh?"
***Toneri is sitting on a shelf***
Deli clerk: reading directions "Bring water to a boil, cook toneri for 6 minutes uncovered" warning label "do NOT weaponize chakra, doing so could cause the moon to crash into your planet destroying humanity...."
Customer: "I'm making a dish for the holidays, thank you."
Deli clerk: "Have a nice day"

Next customer: "Do you carry Madara Uchiha?"
deli clerk: "yes, that's in our deli if it hasn't gone down in black flames, I'll get you a couple slices"

 

[RedShadow]

Customer: "miss? What aisle do you keep Toneri in?"
Deli Clerk: "Same aisle as the Indra Otsutsuki soup."
customer: "what aisle is that?"
Deli Clerk: "I'll show you"

***walk, walk walk***
Customer: (!!) "Huh?"
***Toneri is sitting on a shelf***
Deli clerk: reading directions "Bring water to a boil, cook toneri for 6 minutes uncovered" warning label "do NOT weaponize chakra, doing so could cause the moon to crash into your planet destroying humanity...."
Customer: "I'm making a dish for the holidays, thank you."
Deli clerk: "Have a nice day"

Next customer: "Do you carry Madara Uchiha?"
deli clerk: "yes, that's in our deli if it hasn't gone down in black flames, I'll get you a couple slices"

And how about some Narutomaki?

 

[Fire Goddess]

And how about some Narutomaki?

Deli clerk: "Narutomaki we just sold the last of..."
Boss walks over: "we do have some clones on a 50% off clearance, but they expire soon, so hurry while supplies last...."
suddenly everyone hears a huge BANG noise

*** Random meteorite hits the meat department followed by some wood coming up through the ground***

Customer: "What was that?!"

Intercom *** Clean up in what's left of the meat department, if there's a meat department***

Boss: "Never put the Madara Uchiha near the Hashirama Senju, I told them time and time again"

Deli clerk: "So that's what happened to the last of the Madara Uchiha I was packaging up"

 

[RedShadow]

Deli clerk: "Narutomaki we just sold the last of..."
Boss walks over: "we do have some clones on a 50% off clearance, but they expire soon, so hurry while supplies last...."
suddenly everyone hears a huge BANG noise

*** Random meteorite hits the meat department followed by some wood coming up through the ground***

Customer: "What was that?!"

Intercom *** Clean up in what's left of the meat department, if there's a meat department***

Boss: "Never put the Madara Uchiha near the Hashirama Senju, I told them time and time again"

Deli clerk: "So that's what happened to the last of the Madara Uchiha I was packaging up"

ahahahhahahahah

 

[Fire Goddess]

Come work at our grocery store lol

 

[Fire Goddess]

Customer: "miss? What aisle do you keep Toneri in?"
Deli Clerk: "Same aisle as the Indra Otsutsuki soup."
customer: "what aisle is that?"
Deli Clerk: "I'll show you"

***walk, walk walk***
Customer: (!!) "Huh?"
***Toneri is sitting on a shelf***
Deli clerk: reading directions "Bring water to a boil, cook toneri for 6 minutes uncovered" warning label "do NOT weaponize chakra, doing so could cause the moon to crash into your planet destroying humanity...."
Customer: "I'm making a dish for the holidays, thank you."
Deli clerk: "Have a nice day"

Next customer: "Do you carry Madara Uchiha?"
deli clerk: "yes, that's in our deli if it hasn't gone down in black flames, I'll get you a couple slices"

I got the idea of this from talking to one of my friends at work, he originally made a joke about Indra Otsutsuki being in aisle 16 because most people wouldn't have a clue what or who is (he doesn't watch the anime or read the manga, but I mentioned how I have a thing for Indra Otsutsuki, I also do for Toneri Otsutsuki and Madara Uchiha but anyways lol:ls, so Toneri sounds like a pasta, made me think of it :x3: