*Tobi walks into the living room*
Tobi: Hey Zetsu why are you black and white.
Zetsu: *sigh* (Black Zetsu) I am a old timey cartoon character who was resurrected through Edo Tensei.(White Zetsu) Happy?
Tobi: If I plant you outside, will you grow into a giant monster and eat the hideout?
Zetsu: (Black Zetsu) Yes! I'll eat you first!(White) Oooh. Good boys are delicous.
Tobi: Die foul beast!
Pein: You killed Zetsu. You're punishment.... death!
*Deidara wakes up*
Deidara: If only it were truuuuuuuuuuuue!!!
Tobi: Hey Zetsu why are you black and white.
Zetsu: *sigh* (Black Zetsu) I am a old timey cartoon character who was resurrected through Edo Tensei.(White Zetsu) Happy?
Tobi: If I plant you outside, will you grow into a giant monster and eat the hideout?
Zetsu: (Black Zetsu) Yes! I'll eat you first!(White) Oooh. Good boys are delicous.
Tobi: Die foul beast!
Pein: You killed Zetsu. You're punishment.... death!
*Deidara wakes up*
Deidara: If only it were truuuuuuuuuuuue!!!
