[Debate] To both believers and none believers in the Illuminati Global Conspiracy (seriously)

The Alchemist

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Why are there so many conspiracies about the Illuminati circulating? No that's not the question I should ask, what I should be asking is why do so many people buy into the hype?
Now I'm not one to call all conspiracy theorist cooks, but the leaders of this movement are clearly disturbed; Take David Icke for example:
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First off look at the almost vacant stare he has, LOL!
I've actually entertained some of his videos online and even read some things from his site and he is a good orator but is clearly loony. These are a few things he believes:
All world leaders are a part of a conspiracy to enslave the human race because they are reptilian trans-dimensional hybrids who feed on the frequencies of negative emotions and suffering (seriously)
He claimed in the early 90s that he was the Messiah(seriously)
And the Rothchilds, Rockefellers, DuPonts, Windsors (the British royal family) and many others are the off spring of human reptilian hybrids
Now I agree that most of our so called leaders are egomaniacal cunts who want all the money and power and to keep us under their feet, but reptilians and trans-dimensional beings... WTF!
Then you have Alex Jones:
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This guy has been a part of the conspiracy circuit for a little over a decade. Here are some of the things he believes:
Obama is an agent of the Illuminati bent on taking away our rights and freedoms and our guns(seriously)
That the families named above are bent on destroying our way of life and corrupting our kids like Hitler did when he made the Hitler youth
And their are concentration camps here in America that are there for the detainment of any who do not comply
Now some things they say are true, like the fact that our government isn't a democracy but a fascist imperialistic regime (fascism takes place when corporate entities control the country) but all of the wonky BS these guys spout is ridiculous to say the least.
Both of them make millions every year from book deal, radio shows and seminars. Is it possible they are doing these things for... wait for it... money?
Yet thousands, hell millions believe the nonsense. I would haave no problem with them if they were talking about tangible things, I even like them both, but David Icke is clearly off his rocker and Alex Jones is the agent of misinformation.
Because of guys like this people make You-tube videos about celebrities being Satanic puppets (most of these celebrities are black which is telling) who get fame by sacrificing their loved ones, I mean WTF! Have they been reading Naruto and taken the Uchiha MS thing too far?
I just can't stand for people to be misinformed.
There are no trans-dimensional reptilians consuming our bad feelings, there isn't a conspiracy to take away the second amendment just regulate the use of certain fire arms primarily high powered assault rifles; and though I think people like the Windsors are cunts that doesn't make them evil demon worshipping alien hybrids, it just means they're cunts plain and simple.
What are your thoughts on the subject, I'd love your feed back.
 
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Thoughts on this subject: Hardly 1% of this world gives a f*ck. But really.. it's just a waste of time talking about conspiracies.
 

MarkPaul

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I dont know how this thread will end. U_U
 

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Illuminati is real. And there are other demensions
 

The Alchemist

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Thoughts on this subject: Hardly 1% of this world gives a f*ck. But really.. it's just a waste of time talking about conspiracies.

Yeah there was one point when I first started believing this crap that it nearly consumed my life. I can't live like that, worrying about shadow groups and such so I let it go thankfully and now I'm a lot more mellower and happy.
Conspiracy theories are like religion, created with good intentions for the most part but causing more problems than they solve.
 

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It's people getting impressed by Triangle shapes, that's what the Illuminati is.
Fcking bag of Doritos! Wake Up! Doritos are taking over the world!

My God! You've returned! O_O


OT: As long as I'm not affected by them, I really don't give a fuck. :|
 

The Alchemist

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My God! You've returned! O_O


OT: As long as I'm not affected by them, I really don't give a fuck. :|

Well that's the same stance most German's took during the Third Reich. Congratulations you're a heartless douche, LOL!
 

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Illuminatis have the same religion as the pharaon of ancient Egypt.
 
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