Title and Prologue of Your Potential Autobiography?

[Calbackshoot3r]

So if you ever decide to write an autobiography about yourself, what would the title and prologue be?

Note: Don't post unless you're willing to create a title & prologue.

Mine is here:

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Pebbles Enduring The Storm ​

Cal is a young man who grew up in an overzealous religious town in Southern America.

His main goal in life is to have a goal worth living for. Thinking too much of science and logic has always resulted in him having too high of standards for himself, but the immensely low expectations from his family can be considered just as bad.

He went through high school with top-tier grades and performed above average in athletics and clubs too.

There were a few normal blemishes that effect all college students when he got to this point, but he made it through them fairly easy.

The story will now begin on how a normal small town boy who strives to be more than what's expected of him makes a difference in this world. After he graduates with his degrees in Computer Operations and Electrical Engineering is where this story should begin...

 

[gordo1]

The Game Called Life

Edit: Didn't see the prologue thing

Ben is a just a guy who doesn't take himself, or anything else, too seriously. He likes to go out, party, drink, bring back random girls and loves to play music. He kind of has an alcohol problem and "suffers" from Tucker Max Syndrome when he's drunk.

 

[Joten Uchiha]

Life of a man who never existed.

 

[Daki Kibe]

The Ugly Dakiling

This duck doesn't mature into a swan. (blurb, not proglogue. meh.)

 

[Germanicus]

How to properly Piss people off (like a sir)

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