Tip for Eternal Happiness!

[Espadara Uchiha]

Hey guys! Espadara here, bringing a tip I learned that helps me be the lovable old Espadara! Here it is;

Just be happy.

That's it. I learned this on 4chan, and it's never let me down. Best friend is shot in random mugging? Be happy. Lose your house? Be happy! Grampa dies, and your family hates you for being sole inheritor? Be happy! No matter what happens, keep smiling. Keep telling yourself that you're happy, and eventually you start believing it.

You can go through your entire day smiling, and being happy. Only when your mind wanders will the bitter reality of your hatred and loathing will shine through. But that only happens in the early hours of the morning, or the latest hours of the night, and who would ever be with you at that point?

And who knows? Maybe, if you keep telling yourself that you're happy, you really will be. Maybe you'll finally get over the death of your friend and Grandfather, maybe you'll buy a decent house, maybe you'll find a nice girl who loves you. And you'll have so many other things to keep you distracted.

But sometimes, it breaks through. You remember how much your life was-and in some ways, still is-terrible. You'll look at the noose and you'll wonder if it'll be better just to end it.

I just keep smiling when that happens, and put the noose away from the wandering eyes that could sight it. Just keep smiling. Just be happy.