This weeks chapter see whats going to happen. READ IT.

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This Week Chapter :

*konoha 11 running on the way to help Naruto*

Shikamaru : damn that bitch mei, i heard she was useless. All Pretty Girls always useless.

Sakura : *angry* hey watch your mouth you Drag bastard. I am useful.

Sai : hehe sakura-chan who the hell told you you are Pretty.

*Sakura punches sai*

Tenten : thanks shikamaru that makes me Pretty, right ?

Shika : O_O no comments.

Chouji : hey Shikamaru where is Naruto ?

Hinata : Hmm. . . Naruto-kun.

*Everyone stares at hinata*

Kiba : ahh. . . . Hinata even i got a penis. . .

Shika : stfu bitches man its such a drag i stuck with bunch of fodders.

Neji : Hey weird hair motha-fuker who the hell are you calling fodder ?

Lee : yes Neji is right, neji is not a fodder. He is my rival.

Shika : Shove that Rival up your ass weirdo.

Ino : hey shikamaru thats enough stop it we are not here to fight.

Chouji : yeah Shika calm down i know you are upset cause Kurenai didnt let you fuk her.

Shika : Shut up chouji i raped that bitch long ago. Lets think about Naruto now.

Hinata : hmm. . . . Naruto-kun.

*Everyone stares at hinata*

kiba : damn you hinata cant you see my ****.

Sakura : i Wonder whats sasuke is doing.

Neji : Maybe playing emo games somewhere. He must be getting raped by Naruto right now.

Hinata : hmm. . . Naruto-kun.

Kiba : Ahh hinata fuk u, akamaru give me a blowjob.

Ino : Eww. . . . Thats disgusting.

Chouji : haha ino not more disgusting than yesterday when you were suking sakuras juices.

Sakura : what how did you know. We locked the room i am sure.

Chouji : someone told me ?

Sakura & Ino : *looks at everyone*

Lee : *thumbs up blinks eye*

Shika : What why looking at me, i am not interested in watching you lesbian show sluts.

Neji : *Poker Face*

*Madara comes in the way*

Madara : Where is Uzumaki Naruto ?

Hinata : hmm. . . . Naruto-kun.

Kiba : Oh god My penis is alive hinata.

Madara : what does Penis means ?

Shikamaru : Now i know why Sasuke is so gay. Maybe uchiha blood also makes you gay.

Madara : What ?

Shikamaru : nah nothing you dont have one.

Tenten : Madara you are kinda hot hmm. . .

*everyone shocked*

Madara : enough now die all of you *fire style jutsu*

*madara walks away*

Shino : This is not fair no one mentioned my name, Even tenten got 2 lines & i got none. And even madara ignored me, he attacked everyone except me. Curse you kishi i hope you get bugs-flu someday. .







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Haha that's funny
 
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