Warning the following is a very well put together but highly unprobable chapter prediction and should not be read by those who are lacking in a sense of humor you have been warned.
Madara: Hell yeah!!!!
*turns to obito*
Madara: up top and finish with a bro fist
*Obito high fives madara then finishes with a bro fist*
Obito: Now only some of you can understand true despair
Madara: actually the true despair is still to come
*says with rapeface*
Juubi: gahblahmugucacackugagacacacailikefillers
*the juubi begins to t-bag the ground causing massive shock-waves*
*shinobi alliance starts getting blown in all directions*
Random fodder: what should we do?
Other Random fodder: i know we should make some more concrete
Madara: you can't be ****ing serious......
Obito: so this is what happens when the shinobi alliance's brain is destroyed....their stupidity knows no bounds
*ten ten blitzes obito*
Ten Ten: Kuni attack
*Looks at ten ten and she ignites into flames*
Obito: Yup i was right.
Madara: Did someone order charbroiled?
*Evil smirk*
Sakura: Kakashi sensei!!! They cooked ten ten!! and the juubi is t-bagging the ground!!! What should we do?
Kakashi: Calm down sakura it's only Ten Ten as for the juubi....don't look at me why don't you do something for once other then cry
*sakura begins to cry*
*naruto looks around and sees people bickering and panicking*
Naruto: STOP!!!
*starts to tear up*
Madara: Oh look the little bitch isn't getting his way and he's crying
Obito: well this is naruto we are talking about.....INB4 Dramatic Speech.
Naruto: we are an alliance guys. we are comrades and we have a world to protect. Is this how you want it to end Running around bickering like cowards.
*obito interrupts*
Obito: Called it
Naruto: What do you say guys lets show them that this world is here to stay
*retarded grin followed by an explosion in the distance and i beam of light*
Kakashi: its......
Naruto: its......
Shikamaru: its.......
Sosuke Aizen: It's.........Wrong manga.....and thank god
Madara: you have got to be ****ing kidding me
*focuses in and its the fodders that were thought to have been killed levitating in a beam of light*
Obito: Really kishimoto? Really? well i guess this is still better then a chapter of shinobi making concrete. Bazinga!
* still levitating and in the light*
Shikakau: You did it naruto. your words have defied all logic and not only resurrected us but have united us with the power of friendship.
*madara cups hands together and shouts*
Madara: Gay
Naruto: alright we are back in business lets get this started
*looking confidant*
Madara: why so confidant? weren't you crying just a minute ago i swear you have more mood changes then a girl on her rag.
Now with the alliances mind still intact thanks to some completely fruity bullshit Does the shinobi alliance stand a chance? Is Ten Ten still alive after Being completely charbroiled? Find out in the next chapter entitled It's naruto......what do you think dipshit.
My previous "Chapter prediction"
Chapter entitled Sparkling Light
*Fading sound of the explosion that nuked the fodder last chapter*Madara: Hell yeah!!!!
*turns to obito*
Madara: up top and finish with a bro fist
*Obito high fives madara then finishes with a bro fist*
Obito: Now only some of you can understand true despair
Madara: actually the true despair is still to come
*says with rapeface*
Juubi: gahblahmugucacackugagacacacailikefillers
*the juubi begins to t-bag the ground causing massive shock-waves*
*shinobi alliance starts getting blown in all directions*
Random fodder: what should we do?
Other Random fodder: i know we should make some more concrete
Madara: you can't be ****ing serious......
Obito: so this is what happens when the shinobi alliance's brain is destroyed....their stupidity knows no bounds
*ten ten blitzes obito*
Ten Ten: Kuni attack
*Looks at ten ten and she ignites into flames*
Obito: Yup i was right.
Madara: Did someone order charbroiled?
*Evil smirk*
Sakura: Kakashi sensei!!! They cooked ten ten!! and the juubi is t-bagging the ground!!! What should we do?
Kakashi: Calm down sakura it's only Ten Ten as for the juubi....don't look at me why don't you do something for once other then cry
*sakura begins to cry*
*naruto looks around and sees people bickering and panicking*
Naruto: STOP!!!
*starts to tear up*
Madara: Oh look the little bitch isn't getting his way and he's crying
Obito: well this is naruto we are talking about.....INB4 Dramatic Speech.
Naruto: we are an alliance guys. we are comrades and we have a world to protect. Is this how you want it to end Running around bickering like cowards.
*obito interrupts*
Obito: Called it
Naruto: What do you say guys lets show them that this world is here to stay
*retarded grin followed by an explosion in the distance and i beam of light*
Kakashi: its......
Naruto: its......
Shikamaru: its.......
Sosuke Aizen: It's.........Wrong manga.....and thank god
Madara: you have got to be ****ing kidding me
*focuses in and its the fodders that were thought to have been killed levitating in a beam of light*
Obito: Really kishimoto? Really? well i guess this is still better then a chapter of shinobi making concrete. Bazinga!
* still levitating and in the light*
Shikakau: You did it naruto. your words have defied all logic and not only resurrected us but have united us with the power of friendship.
*madara cups hands together and shouts*
Madara: Gay
Naruto: alright we are back in business lets get this started
*looking confidant*
Madara: why so confidant? weren't you crying just a minute ago i swear you have more mood changes then a girl on her rag.
Now with the alliances mind still intact thanks to some completely fruity bullshit Does the shinobi alliance stand a chance? Is Ten Ten still alive after Being completely charbroiled? Find out in the next chapter entitled It's naruto......what do you think dipshit.
My previous "Chapter prediction"
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