Third Raikage FACTS

[Espadara Uchiha]

-When Third Raikage gets stabbed with Totsuka Blade, Totsuka Blade gets sealed in him.
-When Itachi puts Third Raikage under Tsukuyomi, Raikage is the one raping Itachi.
-Third Raikage drains chakra from Samehada
-Third Raikage has his own Sage Mode. It's called, "I don't need Sage Mode to kick your ass Sage Mode".
-The Third Raikage uses the Yata Mirror as a dinner plate. He always breaks his dinner plates.
-Third Raikage's skin is infused with a Anti-neutraliser, that can't be neutralised.
-The Third Raikage only goes to certain hot springs. The water must be made of magma, and it must be heated by Amaterasu
-The Third Raikage has his own Susano'o. It's called, 'The Third Raikage'.
-The Third Raikage used the Reaper Death Seal and didn't die. Twice.
-The Third Raikage can punch someone using Kamui.
-When the Third Raikage kills someone who has Izanagi, they STAY dead.
-The Third Raikage's tears act as Rinne Rebirth. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
-The Third Raikage wanted a Byakugan to see how many ****s to give.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

For some reason, the word "Third" was used too much in your post. Did not read.

 

[BlazeRelease]

What?
...here comes another flame war.

 

[Pirate King]

im fine with him becoming narutos chuck norris

 

[6thHokage]

These are Chuck Norris facts.

 

[Genjin]

Bring out all of your popcorns! This is going to be a joy ride!

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

Op learn to use spacing when you give your facts.

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

-Third Raikage juggles Bijudama.
-Third Raikage throws his children off of the highest cliff in Kumogakure. Those who return gain his love. Those who do not, perish.
-Third Raikage won a staring contest with the Juubi.
-Third Raikage lost his virginity to Kaguya.

 

[6thHokage]

-Third Raikage juggles Bijudama.
-Third Raikage throws his children off of the highest cliff in Kumogakure. Those who return gain his love. Those who do not, perish.
-Third Raikage won a staring contest with the Juubi.
-Third Raikage lost his virginity to Kaguya.

There was a street called Thrid Raikage but they changed the name because no one crossed the thrid raikage.

 

[ItachiDaSoloKing]

Can't deny them mangaphax

third raikage spear>third raikage

 

[HENI]

What are you implying

 

[Pirate King]

Can't deny them mangaphax

third raikage spear>third raikage

The Third Raikages so strong only The Third Raikage can hurt The Third Raikage.

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

The Third Raikage once learned the Edo Tensei, but never used it. He already killed all of those people once; what's the point of reviving the other Kage?

 

[Lord Tywin]

10/10 would read again
Confirmed: third raikge: NV's chuck Norris

 

[NukaCola]

-The Third Raikage was defeated by Naruto, just like Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee.

 

[Punk Hazard]

There was a street called Thrid Raikage but they changed the name because no one crossed the thrid raikage.

Legit the only funny one.

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

The Third Raikage created the seven Mist blades from objects he found in his garage. The only reason the Mist got them was because he stabbed them up the Third Mizukage's butthole.

Nearly 57% of the Narutoverse can trace their lineage to the Third Raikage.

Kaguya had a fourth child; The Third Raikage.

 

[LuckyMan]

When the Third Raikage does pushups, hes actually pushing the earth down.

 

[Sage Moonblood]

Hahaha love this thread

Third Raikage is the NV Chuck Norris

 

[Jack Spicer]

Hahaha love this thread

Third Raikage is the NV Chuck Norris

Insult to Chuck Norris.