Things you learned from Naruto

[Thundergod123]

Kill People ...without Going To Jail ....

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Killing people wihtout going to jail, haha that's funny story, oh man Madara should have been in jail for 500 years like killing 5 000 000 000 000 people.

 

[The Scion of Hentai]

What I've Learnt From Naruto​

1) Don't let yourself be killed hoping to be resurrected as an immortal, all powerful zombie (Edo). It ain't happening.
2) Don't shape your hair after a duck's arse, wear shorts all day long and go emo in an attempt to get all the ladies. It ain't happening.
3) Covering half your face and left eye with a mask whilst shaping your hair to stick up and face the same direction makes you automatically badass.
4) Being super perverted makes people respect you. (Jiraiya)
5) Porn sells extraordinarily well. (Icha Icha Paradise)
6) The more pissed off you get, the more tails you grow.
7) To be the most powerful warrior, wear an orange jumpsuit, dye your hair blonde and constantly talk at the top of your voice. You'll get to high places son, high places indeed.
8) Black people can only be found in the mountains.
9) When facing anyone from Kiba's clan, fart and you'll win.
10) Art is a bang!

 

[RasenUchihaChaos]

that juubi should have just blown up the naruto world or the so6p should have

 

[Thundergod123]

I learned Mei terumi's ****ing damn ass

 

[Danielgf04]

the cycle of hatred (never thought about it if it wasn't for naruto)
never give up is good way to live xd
and if you do love someone you will risk your life for he/she/them

 

[huzaifa555]

Neva give up and pigs will fly. Also neva trust any1 they might bs ya.

 

[iamsuperboggs]

history repeats itself...