Don't +rep me, -rep me if you do anything. I want red bars not green <_<;;
But you could booby trap your stuff. Buy a type of alcohol that would give someone severe stomach cramps or the craps (laxative beer). You could also make some fake CD's with a program that auto installs and locks up their computer until YOU put in a password, force them to come get you or lose their computer. Could also put itching powder on the money just for lulz.