there's no escaping the friend zone!

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Well, I'm gonna be accused of being a sexist but when was the last time a women took a bullet for a guy?

are you serious? you really think there hasn't been any case of a woman sacrificing herself to save a man? how about all the police women? how about all the women in the military? you are sexist and you are also wrong.
 

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Don't see the problem. -_-

then you don't have a heart.

What's wrong being friend-zoned?

it's kinda like working really hard in school to impress your teacher and seeing another student get the "teacher prize of the year". you work hard, get your hopes up, fantasize about the future and then see this lazy ass guy who came last week take all the prizes. ain't fun.
 

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then you don't have a heart.



it's kinda like working really hard in school to impress your teacher and seeing another student get the "teacher prize of the year". you work hard, get your hopes up, fantasize about the future and then see this lazy ass guy who came last week take all the prizes. ain't fun.

Ooh, well... Girls should feel guilty.. but if the girl doesn't like her back? what she gonna do?
 

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The Friend zone is like the Kamui dimension, b*tch you aint gettin out.
 

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Ooh, well... Girls should feel guilty.. but if the girl doesn't like her back? what she gonna do?

she can't do anything. it's one of these awkward human social situations we have in abundance. there really isn't any way to make everyone happy. which is why it's so fun to laugh at :rolleyes:

The Friend zone is like the Kamui dimension, b*tch you aint gettin out.

holy crap, i just had a crazy realisation. every person in the kamui dimension had been friendzoned. sakura, naruto, karin. obito himself created the the kamui dimension after being friendzoned!!!

*head explodes*
 

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The friend aka means the girl is not attracted to you.It could be your personality,looks,social status(being a player or a lowlife) but irregardless the attraction is not there. The best way to handle it is move on to someone who actually likes you think about it why would you want to pursue someone who doesn't like you? You could spend that time engaging with someone that actually likes you and building a relationship or a hobby trying to get out of the friendzone is basically trying to make a women be attracted to you and it rarely works.
 

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There is no such thing as escaping the friend zone. You can dodge it but you can never escape it.
 

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The friend aka means the girl is not attracted to you.It could be your personality,looks,social status(being a player or a lowlife) but irregardless the attraction is not there. The best way to handle it is move on to someone who actually likes you think about it why would you want to pursue someone who doesn't like you? You could spend that time engaging with someone that actually likes you and building a relationship or a hobby trying to get out of the friendzone is basically trying to make a women be attracted to you and it rarely works.

it's still surprising that risking your life to save her didn't work. but no matter, men all over the world will continue to work hard to find a way for the girl to miraculously overlook every fault and problem with them and utterly fell in love with them because she is the one and no other girl will do. we don't see this as a failure, we see this as an obstacle to overcome!

He saved her and now they are best friends. Seems fair to me.

i'm going to have a crazy guess that this teenage boy wanted to be more then friends. but that's too absurd to be true right?
 

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Come on man that guy saved the girl and both are alive , no need to bring friendzone in here and put some blame on that drunk driver instead .
 

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just because he says he is going to be my friend, doesnt mean he is friendzoned for life.
I mean she met him only a month ago and shes on TV, what do you expect her to say, that she wants to Sleep with him for the rest of her life?

who knows what could happen down the road
 

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Come on man that guy saved the girl and both are alive , no need to bring friendzone in here and put some blame on that drunk driver instead .

considering both are alive and going to be ok. i though it fine to make fun of the situation.

again, this just fits perfectly into the stereotype. hot young girl, fat ugly ginger kid, saved her life, is broken in the hospital. and she blocks any romantic possibility by calling him her best friend. it's a crime not to laugh.

just because he says he is going to be my friend, doesnt mean he is friendzoned for life.
I mean she met him only a month ago and shes on TV, what do you expect her to say, that she wants to Sleep with him for the rest of her life?

who knows what could happen down the road

she didn't just say friend, she said "best friend forever".

no, that kid's done for.
 

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considering both are alive and going to be ok. i though it fine to make fun of the situation.

again, this just fits perfectly into the stereotype. hot young girl, fat ugly ginger kid, saved her life, is broken in the hospital. and she blocks any romantic possibility by calling him her best friend. it's a crime not to laugh.



she didn't just say friend, she said "best friend forever".

no, that kid's done for.
Dont mean anything in my book.

Girls are inconstant imo, depends only on the Boy, and the circumstances, anything could happen down the road.

I believe the term should be Friendophobia :p
 

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considering both are alive and going to be ok. i though it fine to make fun of the situation. again, this just fits perfectly into the stereotype. hot young girl, fat ugly ginger kid, saved her life, is broken in the hospital. and she blocks any romantic possibility by calling him her best friend. it's a crime not to laugh.


I don't think , they will say a thing about , what they really feel openly on TV as Veritas said ,


and is it always that bad to be friends with a beautiful or hot girl ? when that always opens opportunity to meet more beautiful girls in her friend circle maybe it's just the way we think , make us whine a lot about been friend zoned Lol
 
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I don't think , they will say a thing about , what they really feel openly on TV as Veritas said ,


and is it always that bad to be friends with a beautiful or hot girl ? when that always opens opportunity to meet more beautiful girls in her friend circle maybe it's just the way we think , make us whine a lot about been friend zoned Lol

even if they're hiding what they really feel. the video is still funny.

and yeah thats a great idea. maybe the hot friend can show him some more hot girls to save from life threatening situations. next time he should wear armor and ride a white horse though. it didn't work the first time cause he hadn't made his case strongly enough.
 

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it's still surprising that risking your life to save her didn't work. but no matter, men all over the world will continue to work hard to find a way for the girl to miraculously overlook every fault and problem with them and utterly fell in love with them because she is the one and no other girl will do. we don't see this as a failure, we see this as an obstacle to overcome!



i'm going to have a crazy guess that this teenage boy wanted to be more then friends. but that's too absurd to be true right?

That's not her fault. : /
 

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are you serious? you really think there hasn't been any case of a woman sacrificing herself to save a man? how about all the police women? how about all the women in the military? you are sexist and you are also wrong.
Well. I never heard news of a girl saving her guy friend. U-u
 

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That's not her fault. : /

you haven't realised by now that i was joking?

no, it's not her fault. and he shouldn't be expecting *** from her just because he saved her life. i'm sure they can have as much fun just being friends (if he doesn't his an idiot, since he won't be getting *** in any case). and the real bad person here is the driver.

i believe that the best way to live life is to joke at every absurd situation. this one was a great source. don't worry i won't be going with stakes and torches and demand her sacrifice as an apology from women. ok?

Well. I never heard news of a girl saving her guy friend. U-u

that's because people don't like those kinds of news. they like to hear gallant knights sacrificing themselves to save princesses and women lifting cars to save babies. i heard a story about a woman who laid on her brother to save him from a mad person with a gun. but the stories where it's the opposite just don't attract people's attention. they have lower ratings so they get replaced with more action and nobility.
 
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