Just a few thoughts I had in somebody else's thread. His theory is that Sasuke might be able to control Juubi if Madara were somehow incapacitated. I think we all know how ludicrous that is. It takes a minimum of 1 testicle to control a tailed beast. 1 testicle is precisely 1 more than Sasuke has, making such a feet impossible. But, wait... What if......
Oh, shit! I got it!!!! Unless Tobi also did a testicle transplant with Sasuke. I mean, he already stole his dead brother's eyeballs, so why not a testicle, or two? Itachi was ALL balls, but no shaft. Sasuke is a Barbie doll, with no reproductive organs. Flat and smooth, all the way. It's why he's such a bitch. But, if Tobi did take a testicle from Itachi, it wouldn't be that bad, right? He'd still have the other 2, and his little brother can have the extra.
I'm a genius. Sup?
Oh, shit! I got it!!!! Unless Tobi also did a testicle transplant with Sasuke. I mean, he already stole his dead brother's eyeballs, so why not a testicle, or two? Itachi was ALL balls, but no shaft. Sasuke is a Barbie doll, with no reproductive organs. Flat and smooth, all the way. It's why he's such a bitch. But, if Tobi did take a testicle from Itachi, it wouldn't be that bad, right? He'd still have the other 2, and his little brother can have the extra.
I'm a genius. Sup?