Theory on Yamato and Anko

[Espadara Uchiha]

Alright, Espadara here bringing the FACTS on what happened to Yamato and Anko.

So, we know that Yamato is part Hashirama cells, right? And Hashirama and Yamato both do Wood jutsu. So, therefore, they are trees.

And you know what trees make? MAPLE SYRUP.

Now, lets move on to the relatability between Anko and Yamato. Both were forgotten for several years. Who knows, maybe they met one day at a bar, drowning their sorrows. Also, we all know Anko likes sweet things (Dango=sweet, depending on flavor, and she ate like 6000 calories worth during Chunin Exam).

What else is sweet? MAPLE SYRUP.

We can now conclude that, since Yamato is part tree, his love juice is Maple Syrup. Since Anko loves sweet things, she ate all of it. Boom. I just explained how Anko got fat, several years worth of sucking Yamato dry.

So where was Yamato during Chapter 700? Lying in bed, exhausted.

 

[SSStylish]

Seems legit

 

[Torche]

It finally all makes sense and comes full circle. Another great thread from Espadara explaining the unexplain(ed)/(able).

 

[Angelic.]

that naughty syrup covered girl

they were both kidnapped by kabuto. its a match

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

It finally all makes sense and comes full circle. Another great thread from Espadara explaining the unexplain(ed)/(able).

Naturally. Figured I should mark my return to NB with a thread explaining what made super hot Anko turn into fat still would bang Anko.

But I am genuinely pissed about how Yamato wasn't in 700.

 

[giostep]

i like this kind of logic lol.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

Nice thread. Very possible.

 

[Torche]

Naturally. Figured I should mark my return to NB with a thread explaining what made super hot Anko turn into fat still would bang Anko.

But I am genuinely pissed about how Yamato wasn't in 700.

I agree. Lol Indeed, also Oro, Kabuto, Taka, etc. :| Your take on that Chouji x Karui pairing? :leaf:

 

[RedShadow]

Heehee.. Very good

 

[Espadara Uchiha]

I agree. Lol Indeed, also Oro, Kabuto, Taka, etc. :| Your take on that Chouji x Karui pairing? :leaf:

I heard rumors that Oro died from his body modifications in between 699 and The Last, and supposedly Suigetsu and Karin are dating.

As for that ChojiXKarui? Well, what can I say?

Choji just prefers..



Dark meat....

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Torche]

I heard rumors that Oro died from his body modifications in between 699 and The Last, and supposedly Suigetsu and Karin are dating.

As for that ChojiXKarui? Well, what can I say?

Choji just prefers..



Dark meat....

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I heard the same in reguards to Oro, such a cheap way to kill him off. :|
Same said for Suigetsu and Karin.

XD That or chocolate. :leaf:

 

[~Ethereal~]

Haha, if only Hinata turned fat instead of Anko...no hate...it's because I am stuck in my own Hinata thread.