Theory on Sarada birth

[sage1999]

1) Everyone is still inside IT

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Karin is under the illusion that she got herself some Uchiha ****, Sakura is under the illusion that Sarada is her daughter, Sasuke is under the illusion tht he banged someone when he's still a dry virgin (same for Naruto).

2) Karin stole Sasuke DNA from his sweaty shirt when he fought Deidara

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3) Sasuke is a douche

4) The machine is rigged so tht Karin has false delusions tht Sasuke had *** with her

5)Sasuke and Karin needed surrogate mother and thts Sakura.

6)Sakura is like tht shinobi tht took care of Gaara when he was a baby

7) Kishi is high on weed

 

[Heisenberg284]

Haku is the mom

 

[A$AP Wap]

...what...?

 

[animals74]

going with #7 here

 

[Zris]

Rollin with #2

Spoiler

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[Xāvî1]

You're way too late we predicted this at the start of gaiden