Theory: Minato's parents. (a bit crazy)

[youralltrolls]

During the era before the sage of six paths, the juubi was leaking its hatred everywhere. The hatred would grow into the worms that live inside the earth and devour the bones of gamabuntas fore fathers as they grew into humans. The sage of six paths empowered the hate humans, giving them the power of blonde hair and pearly white teeth. These hate humans learned how to use jutsu so they moved very fast and studied the dictionary to become very smart. Soon two of the hate parents got trapped underwater where they turned into black slime.

This black slime suddenly mutated with a seal and turned into a mermaid. The mermaid came out of the water and gave birth to a small baby named minato. That's the orgins of the namikaze clan. Tsunade and Dan had just found the baby by the shore, and tsunade put 99% of her chakra into it, while dan put a portion of his soul into the baby. The baby grew up and had a thing for red haired women.

 

[Commander Axe]

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plz make logical theories.

 

[narutorikudoumode]

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[FallenMercy]

Oh my god. I never looked at it that way O.O Mind blown +rep

 

[markdabomb22]

OMG LOLOLOLOL i almost pissed myself reading this nice job troll

 

[youralltrolls]

I'm telling you mutant mermaids are the true masters of the naruto universe

 

[Traffy]

Black slime + seal = mermaid? Which gave birth to Minato?

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[Ryuu..]

I don't even...

 

[zenkutsu]

and Nagato is king Neptune who fights the forces of Xenu, the ancestors of the Uchiha

 

[natssuu]

I'd usually post a meme, but I'm using ps3 so just gonna say lolwut

 

[Sasuke Namikaze]

i dont believe it

 

[Netsui]

The name, the thread, they both tie together.

OT: I don't think that's the case. It's not logical in the Naruto verse at all.

 

[נıм]

dafuq ?

 

[Hipster Madara]

Dafuq is this?

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[R4mbl3]

During the era before the sage of six paths, the juubi was leaking its hatred everywhere. The hatred would grow into the worms that live inside the earth and devour the bones of gamabuntas fore fathers as they grew into humans. The sage of six paths empowered the hate humans, giving them the power of blonde hair and pearly white teeth. These hate humans learned how to use jutsu so they moved very fast and studied the dictionary to become very smart. Soon two of the hate parents got trapped underwater where they turned into black slime.

This black slime suddenly mutated with a seal and turned into a mermaid. The mermaid came out of the water and gave birth to a small baby named minato. That's the orgins of the namikaze clan. Tsunade and Dan had just found the baby by the shore, and tsunade put 99% of her chakra into it, while dan put a portion of his soul into the baby. The baby grew up and had a thing for red haired women.

Yea i come here to look at legit threads not this BS i mean cmon at least make a logical thread...Im never looking at anything u make again and im reporting.

 

[FallenMercy]

Yea i come here to look at legit threads not this BS i mean cmon at least make a logical thread...Im never looking at anything u make again and im reporting.

You obviously lack the pure intelligence this man has. I mean look at his evidence!! Did you even read the thread?

 

[~MC117~]

Seems legit...

 

[youralltrolls]

This is my theory on it. Anything is plausible until we see what exactly happened. Minato does have black eyes and his mermaid mother is part black slime. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Knightuchiha]

i think you mistook the word "theory" for "drug induced halucination"

 

[ky00b1]

I think you're right.