Theory: Itachi's Name Comes from Cheetos

[DimLord Urza]

I have stumbled upon compelling evidence suggesting that Itachi in fact is promoting Cheetos. That's right. The crunchy sensational snack has had such an impact on the Uchiha family that they decided to name their most gifted son after it.

You're probably asking, how does this make sense? Well you are about to find out thanks to my gifted talent of conducting research.

First, let's take a look at the gifted Uchiha:

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But, I used a program called Reveal the Truth to show us what this picture actually is.

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AHA! His hands are orange! You know the clever sneaky Itachi would dip in for a bag of cheetos! But that's not all! -

I analyzed his name for roughly 3 and a half months. I have completed equations and calculated the true meaning of his name!

Let me break it down:

I-Ta-Chi
(Eee-Tah-Chee)

(Eat-A-Chee)


(Eat-A-Cheeto!)


The evidence is overwhelming! What does this mean for the narutoverse?! We have all been lied to!!! My equations and calculations have never been wrong!!! What does this mean for Naruto and Cheetos?! There has been a corporate conspiracy!!! CORPORATE CONSPIRACY!!!

 

[Shichi]

Is this supposed to be funny? :|

 

[Kαmi]

This evidence is mind blowing.

 

[Javaweb]

I like Cheez Doodles better

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[Xlad]

My brain is in tsukuyomi just reading this.

 

[D R E X]

You just made Hitler cry ....bad u ...bad u ...( u _u ) .

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[AllseeingSharingan]

No but nice try Itachi name actually means weasel

 

[yes iam Sakura chan]

Lol Mind=blown .

 

[D R E X]

This is my theory on Itachi being Batman .

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[Donj]

you "B" for all the effort

 

[LeSauce]

It is as you say, a conspiracy.

The data you've collected makes all other theories look like child's play. No one could ever argue this

 

[Aya San]

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[Xāvî1]

I have stumbled upon compelling evidence suggesting that Itachi in fact is promoting Cheetos. That's right. The crunchy sensational snack has had such an impact on the Uchiha family that they decided to name their most gifted son after it.

You're probably asking, how does this make sense? Well you are about to find out thanks to my gifted talent of conducting research.

First, let's take a look at the gifted Uchiha:

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But, I used a program called Reveal the Truth to show us what this picture actually is.

You must be registered for see images

AHA! His hands are orange! You know the clever sneaky Itachi would dip in for a bag of cheetos! But that's not all! -

I analyzed his name for roughly 3 and a half months. I have completed equations and calculated the true meaning of his name!

Let me break it down:

I-Ta-Chi
(Eee-Tah-Chee)

(Eat-A-Chee)


(Eat-A-Cheeto!)


The evidence is overwhelming! What does this mean for the narutoverse?! We have all been lied to!!! My equations and calculations have never been wrong!!! What does this mean for Naruto and Cheetos?! There has been a corporate conspiracy!!! CORPORATE CONSPIRACY!!!

The word Itachi is a Japanese word meaning

Weasel ​

 

[jaykuhz]

Probably one of the best threads on this forum. No joke.

 

[Dantee]

What have you been smoking to write something like this.

 

[Filo]

Very close to being clever if his name was Itachiito it would be unny

 

[Noni]

I agree U_U