The "Yo mama is so...." game

[Chibiusa]

Ehh, I hope your mother dies a peaceful death at the age of 99.

Your mother is so lucky, she wins the lottery and lives comfortably for the rest of her life

 

[Anonimuss]

Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village.
Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!
Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon.
Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye.
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful.
Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight.

Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.

 

[villain55]

Yo momma is a funny person

 

[BREAKD]

Yo mama's so hairy even Chewbacca thought it was a doormat

 

[villain55]

Your mom has a nice smile

 

[Anonimuss]

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

 

[rollin]

yo mama is so fat when she walked past the tv i missed three arcs of naruto

 

[villain55]

Yo momma is so beautiful that she's beautiful

 

[Anonimuss]

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.

 

[BREAKD]

Yo mama's so fat, it takes 3 days to revive her with edo tensei and another 2 to get her out of that coffin

 

[Shikage]

yo mom is like a T.V, even children can turn her on

 

[King-Panda]

Your mamma so fat, she makes choji look anorexic

Your mamma is so ugly, Shisui gave his eyes away

 

[Strawberry]

ask to move this to chatterbox you might get into trouble as the thread finds popularity

 

[slaton02]

Yo momma so fat she made Kakuzu have a heart attack.

 

[l Forgotten l]

yo mamma so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! XD

 

[villain55]

Yo momma is a lovely lady

 

[Shikage]

yo mama is like a door knob, everbody gets a turn

 

[l Forgotten l]

yo mamma so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[Jetapo]

Yo mamma so fine, she turned Sasuke straight.

 

[villain55]

Yo mom has nice words