The "Yo mama is so...." game

[BREAKD]

Everybody has been there...
That point...
That one moment in life...
Were you cannot simply live true by insulting somebody...
That moment...

U GO FOR THEIR MOTHERS INSTEAD!


Well I noticed I can't find a 'jokes' section anywhere, since I love a good laugh now and then,
like the majority of people, I'd like to start a game!

The rules are simple:

Make a "Yo mama" joke (common english: "your mother is a..." joke)
about the person above you and try making the base laugh while your at it!


basic rules:

1) Good anime related "Yo mama" jokes will be extra noticed (by me at least!).
2) Were trying to make people laugh here so NO flame wars!
3) Its a JOKE thread, so none offence given or taken here.
4) No spamming, at least leave 1 comment from another member then you between every comment you make.
5) When making a Anime related "Yo mama" joke, some characters may be ridiculed in the process. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT take this as an offense and a reason to start an al out fanboy gay parade flame war. this is a joke
thread, keep it that way!


I'll give the start shot I guess!

"Yo mama's so fat, Even the Hyuuga can't see around her"

 

[UzUmAkiiClaN]

Aint nobody got time for that.

 

[BREAKD]

Aint nobody got time for that.

Just play along and don't be a twat.

 

[AP2k]

Even if you did find a joke section. "Yo mama jokes" wouldn't be allowed there, because they aren't jokes. Jokes are funny.

 

[UzUmAkiiClaN]

Just play along and don't be a twat.

ok ok thinking..

 

[Yagami Lightt]

Yo momma is so skinny, that choji is giving her the last bite

 

[Young Thug]

we're not twelve and in the ghetto.

 

[BREAKD]

Even if you did find a joke section. "Yo mama jokes" wouldn't be allowed there, because they aren't jokes. Jokes are funny.

Damn man, didn't knew people on the base got THIS boring.
I'd have more fun on halloween bingo in a retirement home...

 

[SilverSlick]

Your mother is very beautiful.

 

[villain55]

This should go in the chatter section

Yo momma is a nice lady

 

[duken fist]

Your mother is very beautiful.

hahaha kill em with kindness

 

[Chibiusa]

Your mother is very beautiful.

Your mother is gorgeous.

Come at me, bro

 

[BREAKD]

you're mother is so fat, you can slap her ass and ride the waves

 

[King Of Sharingan]

Yo momma so stupid, she forgot to tell you this belongs in the chattering :|

 

[villain55]

Yo momma got the prettiest eyes

 

[SilverSlick]

Your mother is gorgeous.

Come at me, bro

Ehh, I hope your mother dies a peaceful death at the age of 99.

 

[Hashirama Senjuu]

Your momma is so ugly she killed hidan.

 

[King-Panda]

If it's for a joke it should be in chatter box.. I hope the mods don't delete this!! But so far seems that it isn't working, good luck

 

[villain55]

Yo mom is so cute i can't find the words to describe her

 

[BREAKD]

If it's for a joke it should be in chatter box.. I hope the mods don't delete this!! But so far seems that it isn't working, good luck

Yes, the base disappoints me.
Allot of big hollow empty theories, but a single laugh just seems too much