The World's new super nation: Ameristralia

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AUSTRALIA and the US will merge to form one super nation called Ameristralia. Sound like a gag? Maybe not.

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A petition has been created on the official White House website calling for the Obama Administration to join "America and Australia to form Ameristralia".

The "We the People" section on the whitehouse.gov website was launched in 2011 to allow the public, in accordance with the First Amendment of the US Constitution, to petition the US government on issues deemed important.

Recent petitions address gun violence, marijuana legislation and free speech - as well as the release of the White House's secret recipe for its Honey Ale beer and urging the construction of a Star Wars-style Death Star as economic stimulus.

If a petition receives 100,000 signatures in 30 days, it will be reviewed by White House staff, sent to "the appropriate policy experts" and an official response issued.

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What side of the road do Ameristralians drive on?

Will Ameristralia adopt metric, or will inches, miles and pounds be used?

Will AFL, NRL and rugby union players be forced to wear helmets and shoulder pads and spike the ball when they score a goal or try ... sorry ... a touchdown?

Will cricketers fielding be forced to wear a big leather glove?

Can Australians abandon the coming federal election and instead of voting for Julia or Tony invite Barack Obama as the inaugural prime president of Ameristralia?

 

NarutoB

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Eww, that sounds gross.
 

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Why? Danzou? .... Not gonna work.
 

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KoalaEagle FTW!!!
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S A G E

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Why would they do that?

They have their own country, I don't see the need to merge! :whip:
 

NarutoB

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Nice try Australia but you're not pinning all your stingrays on us
 

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well i'm moving to Britian....
 

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It's not gonna happen...Reviewing merely does not means passing.
and if cricketers of Australia are forced to field with gloves on ,then they will be banned from the International Cricket Council.ICC will not amend Cricket rules for the sake of one country.lol....
 

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This petition is almost in the same vein as this:

The "we the people" site launched by the White House administration is... well, it's turned into the internet. You have your serious discussions, your hypothetical discussions, and your completely silly discussions (and petitions, respectively).
 

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what side of the road do ameristralians drive on?

The Middle
:scorps:
 

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Wait what happened to the Amero??!?!?!!?!!!

Amero = United States + Canada + Mexico
 

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I would hate to have that happen.
 

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If this happens, I'm gonna go straight to Canberra and bitch slap that red headed retard and tag the shit outta parliament.
 

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This is ridiculous honestly...
 
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