The way people on NB talk about Hashirama and Madara, Naruto and Sasuke.......

[The God of Wind]

It seems to me that the majority of people here have a certain fantasy.............and please correct and convince me if I'm wrong.

Whenever Hashirama and Madara or Naruto and Sasuke are mentioned in a thread or a sentence together, A LOT of people find it appropriate to project, what looks to me like, their repressed homosexual feelings upon the situation in an unfunny attempt to link the characters in question...........intimately..........


This is.....................weird.


As we know, none of these characters are gay, nor have they ever been gay. Hashirama was a married man with children and grandchildren and Naruto has had a crush on Sakura since he was 3 feet tall...........

The Uchiha's, well lets just say they never had a chance. Madara got destroyed by Hashirama trying to pursue his dream world and Sasuke has always had bigger fish to fry(Itachi). The Uchiha's just never get around to it since they have so much going on their lives, like contemplating who they have to or want to kill next..............


We also know(I assume that you all know), that Naruto and Sasuke, like Hashirama and Madara, share a mysterious bond with each other. They have always felt a deep connection to each other ever since they met. This phenomenon is not unexplainable, we are all aware of the story about the Rikudou Sennin's two sons, the blood brothers who fought to kill each other on their separate paths to a peaceful world.

These brothers, though they may be long dead, their spirits live on through their descendants. Which gives us an introductory revelation towards the explanation of this mysterious phenomenon.

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So why on earth are the above mentioned characters always associated to each other in an intimate and homosexual way?

 

[hixa kuogame]

because everyone on this base other than a select few like you are immature

 

[NarutoB]

Maybe most people here want a homosexual relationship with someone that's like a brother to them. :erm:

 

[PredictionGuru]

Maybe most people here want a homosexual relationship with someone that's like a brother to them. :erm:

Babe, it's no secret that I want you.
Same thing with Naruto and Sasuke.

 

[The God of Wind]

becos they would make a good couple

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Guys like you are the reason why this forum rarely sees meaningful discussions anymore.

 

[NarutoB]

Guys like you are the reason why this forum rarely sees meaningful discussions anymore.

Burnnnnn Lol

 

[P3ĮÑ]

So what ur saying is people should argue over fodders

 

[Steaktacular]

I have to admit that I sometimes find them funny.

But it gets a tad exaggerated, yeah

 

[The God of Wind]

So what ur saying is people should argue over fodders

Why should people argue at all? The story of this manga has countless different interpretations in many instances, you could literally spend hours discussing about them instead of arguing over who is the strongest or which two characters will end up together.

 

[pandu]

They do it for fun you know,people get bored and do weird stuff :yeah:

 

[The God of Wind]

Maybe most people here want a homosexual relationship with someone that's like a brother to them. :erm:

This actually might be true considering the current state of this forum.....:eww:

 

[The God of Wind]

They do it for fun you know,people get bored and do weird stuff :yeah:

Once or twice is fine, but when it's being done constantly, you have to wonder...........

 

[P3ĮÑ]

Why should people argue at all? The story of this manga has countless different interpretations in many instances, you could literally spend hours discussing about them instead of arguing over who is the strongest or which two characters will end up together.

Yes I respect your point, it's simple really.... I'm sure u know fanboys don't like to lose over arguments involving their favourite character, they post all kinds of weird stuff just to prove that a certain character cannot defeat the other, madara fanboys argue that hashi can't beat him while as hashi fans say madara gets stomped and don't even get me started about the itachi fanboys they're literally turning him into the sage of the six paths

 

[Sherlock.]

Bro.... There was no issue last week.... I guess everyone is bored and have nothing to discuss.... May be that's why.... At least I'm out of ideas currently.... =D =D

 

[PredictionGuru]

Where's the harm, though?

 

[iKaras]

I always thought they were just trolling or rather fishing for some rage.

 

[The God of Wind]

Bro.... There was no issue last week.... I guess everyone is bored and have nothing to discuss.... May be that's why.... At least I'm out of ideas currently.... =D =D

No..............this has been going on for a very long time.......

Where's the harm, though?

You don't see any problem with teenage boys and grown men on an internet forum trying to link 4 fictional heterosexual males intimately with each other? I do. Not to say that there's anything wrong with being gay(some people may do it for that reason), but others who aren't are treading on strange and thin ice......

 

[NobleRider]

i have to admit it's really funny thou. the whole madara propose hashirama XD
but naruto is full of moral values. the whole madara and hashirama arch is not just fight between good vs evil but also fight between the idea of peace.. i can tell alot a member here who can relate to madara or even sasuke, and its not full fanboyism.
that my friend.. is emphaty

 

[iKaras]

No..............this has been going on for a very long time.......


You don't see any problem with teenage boys and grown men on an internet forum trying to link 4 fictional heterosexual males intimately with each other? I do.

LOL! welcome to earth man.

You really can't be surprised by this.

To me, nothing surprises me after I heard adults fap to MLP.

 

[SilverfoxUchiha]

because kishimoto has a way of throwing in these subtle suggestion on friendships bordering on man love (sasuke and naruto, hashirama and madara, sai and his 'brother', Zabuza and Haku: Haku actually dressed as a girl man c'mon, Orochimaru and Sasuke, Old Madara and obito) Whilst NOT developing female characters.

then the fact that there are no solid couples in the series (minato and kushina: but they died, Asuma and Kurenai: but again Asuma Sensei was killed by Akatsuki).

I am just saying what i see... kishi knows what he is doing..

#justsaying