The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Kyanos]

fortunately you die from shock

unfortunately there's no revive button

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately there is a corpse party going on.
Unfortunately there are some flies here and there.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately you could pause your life.
Unfortunately there's no play button

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately you could pause your life.
Unfortunately there's no play button

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately you have magic skills.
Unfortunately you forgot your magic-book.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately you remember the spells
Unfortunately you only remember half the spell

 

[Houdinii]

Fortunately its the important half
Unfortunately it makes your fingers fall off

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately that was an illusion.
Unfortunately you find yourself lost.

 

[Houdinii]

Fortunately link is here to guide you through the forest

Unfortunately Ganon shows up to rek you

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately canon is a noob.
Unfortunately the opponent is a noob-slicer.

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Fortunately you can teleport

Unfortunately so can he.

 

[Tantalus Thief]

fortunately he isn't very good at it.
unfortunately you have a weak sword with you.

 

[Jᴀʏ]

fortunately you also have a pistol

unfortunatley he can rebound bullets.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately he's weak to swords
Unfortunately your legs are bound

 

[Jᴀʏ]

Fortunatley you can rek him while immobile.

Your out of energy.

 

[21 Savage]

But you still got chakra.
Unfortunately you're broke

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately magic cannot be bought.
Unfortunate you are out of time.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately the earth pauses.
Unfortunately you missed your flight

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately another flight comes in.
Unfortunately you just got kidnapped.

 

[21 Savage]

Fortunately you gain super powers and escaped.
Unfortunately there's a storm