The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Yatori]

Fortunately it's weekend


Unfortunately your boss spanked you

 

[Nathan Sympathy]

Fortunately she spanked you ;D

Unfortunately there is a giant spider!

 

[Yatori]

Fortunately the spider bites you


Unfortunately there is big waves coming

 

[Nathan Sympathy]

Fortunately there is a huge sea wall.

Unfortunately there is no food

 

[Yatori]

Fortunately we can order delivery


Unfortunately the day hasn't come

 

[Nathan Sympathy]

Fortunalty it will

Unfortunately there is nothing to do

 

[Yatori]

Fortunately you can spam


Unfortunately the food is gone

 

[Nathan Sympathy]

Fortunately there is a sale tomorrow

Unfortunately the electricity is gone

 

[DarkDarling]

Fortunately Storm from X-Men summons it back

Unfortunately your roof blows off

 

[Yatori]

Fortunately we have second layer roof

Unfortunately the food is gone

 

[Aladel]

Fortunately i have a secret.

Unfortunately has our star severely damaged the planet's Magnetosphere.

 

[Chihaya]

Fortunately I don't live on the same planet

Unfortunately I can't breathe on the planet i live on

 

[minato23]

Fortunately it's only you because asthma

Unfortunately every human now has asthma

 

[Nathan Sympathy]

Fortunately Inhalers are pretty common

Unfortunately WIFI doesn't exist

 

[DarkDarling]

Fortunately I invent WiFi

Unfortunately you get smallpox disease

 

[Yatori]

fortunately it's a misunderstanding


unfortunately you fall on stairs

 

[Sonnelion]

Fortunately there's pillows covering every edge and the bottom


Unfortunately they are covered in cat pee

 

[Kyanos]

fortunately someone replaced them with clean ones

 

[Magnolius]

Unfortunately they were cleaned with shit-stained rags^

 

[Kyanos]

fortunately I fall on other 100% clean soft pillows
unfortunately you fell on the dirty ones