The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[D0ct0r]

unfortunately your old and need replacing
fortunately the game is now mine

 

[Curry Queen]

unfortunately you are not relevant

fortunately i ran out of ideas.

 

[Hori]

Unfortunately that's unfortunate

Fortunately I have tons of dem

 

[Sasori]

Unfortunately You're cat is dead

Fortunately I'm still alive

 

[Starkk]

Unfortunately You're cat is dead

Fortunately I'm still alive

Unfortunately there's an epidemic and you're going to die

Fortunately, I have a cure for myself

 

[GinkgoLeaf Girl]

Unfortunately, there isn't enough for everyone.

Fortunately, you are a good person and plans to share the composition of the cure with others who can synthesize more of it for everyone else.

 

[Method]

Unfortunately he changes his mind & decides to charge money

Fortunately someone has enough money to pay

 

[Sasori]

Unfortunately someone starts stealing it

Fortunately enough people got cured

 

[Starkk]

Unfortunately, the cure turns them into werewolves

Fortunately I have werewolf proof accommodations

 

[Sasori]

Unfortunately enough there isn't enough room for all of them

Fortunately though they manage not to kill anyone

 

[Goetia]

Unfortunately, the world is destroyed.

Fortunately, it is remade.

 

[Sasori]

Unfortunately, it taken over by zombies

Fortuantely shelters are built

 

[Goetia]

Unfortunately, they don't guarantee safety.

Fortunately, I know a place that does.

 

[GinkgoLeaf Girl]

Unfortunately, you have to go through an ominous-looking forest to get there.

Fortunately, you have loyal, resourceful companions who can fight, heal and cook. And everyone has a flashlight.

 

[Goetia]

Unfortunately, they all die.

Fortunately, I manage to escape.

 

[GinkgoLeaf Girl]

Unfortunately, you experience something similar to PTSD.

Fortunately, you know some very good breathing exercises.

 

[Goetia]

Unfortunately, I am unable to use them.

Fortunately, someone finds and helps me.

 

[GinkgoLeaf Girl]

Unfortunately, this person then tells you that 100+ zombies are making their way towards the two of you.

Fortunately, there is a working car with a tank full of gas 100 meters ahead.

 

[Goetia]

Unfortunately, it breaks down.

Fortunately, my destination is nearby.

 

[GinkgoLeaf Girl]

Unfortunately, there are 10 zombies between the two of you and that same place of yours.

Fortunately, they haven't spotted you guys yet.