The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Goetia]

Fortunately they meet.

Unfortunately they die.

 

[El Alucard]

Fortunately they get revived

unfortunately it starts raining

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately you just needed some cool water.
Unfortunate it's coated with black soil.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately I have an umbrella

Unfortunately a dog comes and bites you

 

[Hakairyoku]

Fortunately, I get stitches and a rabies shot.

Unfortunately, I must go to class.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately your class ends because Sasuke rampaged.
Unfortunately you are daydreaming.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately I snap to reality.

Unfortunately, I'm in a bad place.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately you are surrounded by your fans.
Unfortunately they all have a secret mission.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately they complete it.

Unfortunately the world ends subsequently.

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunately not for some.
Unfortunately the weak ones get tortured.

 

[Hori]

Fortunately King Arthur saves them

Unfortunately he gets sick

 

[El Alucard]

fortunately there was a doctor

unfortunately he's a noob

 

[Wanheda]

Fortunately he was a good noob

Unfortunately hes going to die

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately of old age and not by some freak accident.

Unfortunately he'll die tomorrow.

 

[Goetia]

Fortunately he is saved.

Unfortunately, many more die.

 

[Beyond the Horizon]

Fortunately their graves have been dug already.

Unfortunately, they're lactose intolerant.

 

[Wanheda]

Fortunately, they live.

Unfortunately, some don;t.

 

[El Alucard]

Fortunately the living reproduce

unfortunately A meteor falls from the sky

 

[Tenshi Hikari]

fortunately we used the the shunshin no jutsu,
unfortunately, some died and became zombies..

 

[RuckenTM]

fortunately they are vegan zombies,
unfortunately, they love packing up in the roadways