The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Nonomi]

Fortunate it's all written in the stars.
Unfortunate VM ing can be addictive.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately there's no escaping it.
Unfortunately you die.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, I am revived by the angel of darkness
Unfortunately, you become the devil and have evil duties to attend to

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I get redeemed.
Unfortunately you spawn in a new country and don't understand their language.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, there's google translate for that
Unfortunately, the Chinese have become cannibals xD

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you alone get the power to turn them into normal once again
Unfortunately I write too slow

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, you get obtain robot super-phalanges
Unfortunately, they begin to malfunction after 1 minute of use

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I buy a new one
Unfortunately there is identity crisis on Narutobase

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, it is discovered all accounts on NB are me xD .... including you ^
Unfortunately, Naruto himself is displeased... :3

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate Mods are handling that.
Unfortunate one of them goes nuts of the host inside.

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately you heal them
Unfortunately you kill everyone

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, it was all a dream
Unfortunately, you're trapped inside IT

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate everything is possible in it :devil:
Unfortunate someone else sneaks inside your dream.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, I realise this
Unfortunately, they are trying to murder me... oh noes....

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately Me, Nasai and Zeepun protect you. =D
Unfortunately you fall in love with someone.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

You have saved my life, I am eternally grateful
Fortunately, I have a bae <3 and that doesn't happen in real life...
Unfortunately, your life is being made into a movie...

 

[Cresee]

It's my duty to protect my friends. u_u
Fortunately I have no problems with it.
Unfortunately you become cold.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, I warm up??? xD
Unfortunately, the warmth is overwhelming and I begin to burn

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I call Haku and he uses Ice style to cure you.
Unfortunately we are facing Madara.

 

[Jennifer Lawrence]

Fortunately, I kiss him and everything's ok <3 <3 <3
Unfortunately, White Zetsu is having trouble taking a sh*t for the first time xD