The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

[Nonomi]

Fortunate the zombie's are all on a date.
Unfortunate you are their main dish.......sexy

 

[Bastian]

fortunately I have a flame thrower, unfortunately I don't know how to use it

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate it has an automatic button
Unfortunate you just broke that button............

 

[Bastian]

fortunately a hero comes to save the day, unfortunately the hero is a bit of a klutz

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate he cannot cause any chaos cuz of holy barrier
Unfortunate your enemy just broke his holy barrier.................

 

[Bastian]

fortunate cus i escape in a rocket ship, unfortunate because attacked by aliens

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate the aliens are shooting a movie.
Unfortunate you get thrown in prison for interrupting the movie................

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately i get out

Unfortunately you die .

 

[Bastian]

fortunately i regenerate, unfortunately i die again

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately you go to pure world

Unfortunately your wife is abandoned .

 

[Bastian]

fortunately this game is over, unfortunately i have homework to do

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate someone else made it for you.
Unfortunate they started to blackmail you for it

 

[Bastian]

fortunately it's the plot of a manga, unfortunately a bad manga

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate it has interesting pieces.
Unfortunate it's in written in unknown langue.......

 

[Bastian]

fortunately i decode it , unfortunately its a cursed language

 

[ᖇ α z m α η]

Fortunately its not

Unfortunatel your lost .

 

[Luther]

fortunately i smiled
unfortunately i sparained my ankle

 

[Nonomi]

Fortunate the pain decided to walk away.
Unfortunate you tripped again..................

 

[Cresee]

Fortunately I don't care.
Unfortunately you receive an infraction.

 

[Luther]

Fortunately its removed.
you get arrested